Why the polls don't matter, Romney will be the next President

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

2. Can you find anyone that did not vote for him in 2008 that will vote for him in 2012?

Yes. The woman I wake up next to every morning.

[mawilson 2,133]

Yes. The woman I wake up next to every morning.

She couldn't vote before - it's not like she's changed her mind.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

She couldn't vote before - it's not like she's changed her mind.

This is true. And yet, she's a vote for Obama that he did not have in 2008.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Yes. The woman I wake up next to every morning.

Doesn't count.

1. She couldn't vote before

2. When you wake up she is not naked. If she was you would not be in a bad mood all the time.

3. Alla, who is known to sleep naked to keep me in a good mood, is going to vote for Romney which cancels out your wifes vote.

Do you really expect Obama to pull it out on the backs of the "immigrants who became citizens since 2008" voters?

Edited August 7, 2012 by Gary and Alla

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

2. When you wake up she is not naked. If she was you would not be in a bad mood all the time.

Do you know this because you are sleeping next to Mr Big Dog and his wife? Doesn't that mean Alla sleeps naked alone?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

This is true. And yet, she's a vote for Obama that he did not have in 2008.

Alla cancels her out. Alla grew up in a Communist Utopian country and is not going to move here and try to elect another one.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Do you ever discuss anything other than your perfect, naked wife and how she's swimming in a sea of her own awesomeness? We get it. She's flawless. Seriously, dude. Nobody's impressed.

[^_^ 5,021]

Alla cancels her out.

Only in a make-believe world where the United States elects its president by popular vote.

Nobody's impressed.

I am.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Only in a make-believe world where the United States elects its president by popular vote.

I am.

True dat. Big Dog is in a swing state!

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I am.

Nobody but you.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Do you know this because you are sleeping next to Mr Big Dog and his wife? Doesn't that mean Alla sleeps naked alone?

I know it because he is always grouchy. One cannot wake up next to a hot naked Ukrainian woman and have a bad day or be grouchy.

This means...

1. His wife is not naked when he wakes up OR

2. She is naked but not Ukrainian which would also cause him to be grouchy.

Either way, Alla cancels her vote for Obama.

[^_^ 5,021]

Nobody but you.

No, there's this other dude too. I forget his name.

We follow Alla on Twitter.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Do you ever discuss anything other than your perfect, naked wife and how she's swimming in a sea of her own awesomeness? We get it. She's flawless. Seriously, dude. Nobody's impressed.

Doesn't your husband?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

But you ARE grouchy all the time. If you weren't you wouldn't have this strange need to denigrate other people's wives.

Doesn't your husband?

Mine does.....and without being a total a$$hole to other women.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Doesn't your husband?

Doesn't my husband what? Talk about me naked to perfect strangers? Well, no. No he doesn't.