Porn Industry leans strongly towards Romney

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Ballots are confusing, it's easy to make a mistake.

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Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney

Michael Lucas, New York's largest producer of gay adult films ... considers himself a conservative, votes Republican and donates generously to several libertarian and right-wing causes. And when he casts a ballot in the November election, he hopes it will be for Mitt Romney.

...come November, Jeremy will be voting to re-elect President Obama.

Okay, the porn vote breaks two to one for Mitt. Not only that, but he's hogging all the gay porn action. He should point that out on the campaign trail.

Mitt the pornman mormon? Well, the mormons got that polygraphy thing going on. Isn't that like religiously sanctioned group sex?

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Mitt the pornman mormon? Well, the mormons got that polygraphy thing going on. Isn't that like religiously sanctioned group sex?

Not really, polygraphy means they write many books, or use polygraph devices a lot.

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Not really, polygraphy means they write many books, or use polygraph devices a lot.

Oh wait, polygamy? Don't tell me that has something to do with midgets.

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Oh wait, polygamy? Don't tell me that has something to do with midgets.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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"A commitment to Peace Through Strength in Foreign Policy;

Huh? Whatever does that mean?? Kick their a** and give them a peace lollipop afterwards?

And tell me please how one should PROVE their abstinence?

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Mitt the pornman mormon? Well, the mormons got that polygraphy thing going on. Isn't that like religiously sanctioned group sex?

I'm thinking Warren Jeffs is his hero

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They say things to please the Christian right, but they don't actually mean any of it.

True. While Republicans generally are consumers of porn, Democrats insist that porn is demeaning to women. What a bunch of repressed blue noses!

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Did anyone read Jenna's statement? I'm wondering if it was actually a joke. She's quoted as saying republicans protect the wealthy which is not good press.

Edited August 4, 2012 by Sousuke

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That's outrageous!

But all too often very true!

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Just came to think of it. This is why they picked Tampa for the Republican convention. Plenty of strip clubs around here. Republicans are known to outspend Democrats at such establishments by3-1 margins.

It's all coming together now: Republicans are in bed with the adult entertainment industry.

Oh wait, polygamy? Don't tell me that has something to do with midgets.

It could!!

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Did anyone read Jenna's statement? I'm wondering if it was actually a joke. She's quoted as saying republicans protect the wealthy which is not good press.

No, it's not good press but it is true all the same. That said, she clarified her statement and provided a few more reasons why she's supporting Mitt. Read on.

Jenna Jameson Clarifies Her Endorsement of Romney

NEW YORK Concerned that her endorsement of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney for President would lead to “cheap, easy jokes and innuendo,” porn star Jenna Jameson held a press conference today to explain her headline-making decision.

When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, “He’s the only person who’s assumed more positions than I have.”

The actress said that she researched Mr. Romney’s career thoroughly, and was particularly impressed by his tenure at Bain Capital: “There’s nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you don’t know for money.”

While Mr. Romney’s recent foreign trip drew jeers from his critics, Ms. Jameson hailed his performance: “I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking.”

The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romney’s bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: “I’ve put my assets in plenty of foreign places.”

Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: “Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.”

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Mitt the pornman mormon? Well, the mormons got that polygraphy thing going on. Isn't that like religiously sanctioned group sex?

Mormom-based polygraphy tests - that'd be well adopted in Utah, yes?

I can just imagine the police offices using it, and the newly-constructed certification exams.

Oh wait - Mormom-based polygraphy tests are exactly the same as Non-Mormom polygraphy tests.

Never mind, that's all a non-issue.. My Bad.

As to Mitt being supported by a NY-based porn-maker - screw that - it carries more weight if he's got endorsements from the California-based porn houses and owners.

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Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney

Michael Lucas, New York's largest producer of gay adult films ... considers himself a conservative, votes Republican and donates generously to several libertarian and right-wing causes. And when he casts a ballot in the November election, he hopes it will be for Mitt Romney.

...come November, Jeremy will be voting to re-elect President Obama.

Okay, the porn vote breaks two to one for Mitt. Not only that, but he's hogging all the gay porn action. He should point that out on the campaign trail.

Wasn't Jenna Jameson the name of Spiderman's aka Peter Parker's boss? No wonder he's into those tights and hanging upside down in kinky positiions.