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[Vicomi 31]

Whilst slurping his curry, Farmer Jones told Rajneesh about that fateful day when his beloved pig was violated and then lo and behold, in stepped....

Edited November 28, 2012 by Vicomi

[Shiobhan 235]

The vet telling the farmer his pig was pregnant, astonished the he blurted out cant be his pig was always housed alone until that deviant animal

got to his poor innocent pig Molly, the poor ignorant farmer raised up put on his hat and announced he was going to see his atty about a DNA test

and future pig feedings, as BillyJoe sat there beet-red, in walked Bobbi-ray, just then the vet tried to explain to the farmer that it was biologically

impossible for the donkey to impregnate his pig, but the ole farmer was'nt having none of city slicker talk, as the farmer left Bobby-Ray began laughing....

[Jahwaree 83]

Sherrif Apiao came on duty and got the report about farmer Jones report, being a hateful man, and consumed with jealousy the sherrif toyed with the idea of locking up the farmers for his frivilous

report or having him committed to the mental asylum a few days, see farmers Jones was not educated but he had money and lots of it, but refused from giving to the sherrif campaign fund.

[Shiobhan 235]

Could the sheriff have something up his sleeves.

[Jahwaree 83]

Farmer Jones had requeted a to go plate for his curried meal since he no

longer had any appetite, he just wanted to fet into town before his lawyer

Mr BarBestein closed up for the day.

[Shiobhan 235]

Everyone watch as the farmer drove away with grins, sneers and laughter

[Vicomi 31]

Farmer Jones checked the time on his dashboard, put his foot down harder on the pedal to pick up speed when the car ahead of him breaked hard ....

[Jahwaree 83]

Ouch ...crash crunch he ran into the back of the vehicle in front ot him, his F150 was relatively new.

[Vicomi 31]

Screaming sirens, flashing lights and lo' and behold, Sherrif Appiao steps out of the patrol car, smirk on his face...

[Shiobhan 235]

Warped mind Appiao began envisualizing putting farmer Jones in one of those pink drawers he had specially made for the male inmates.

Chewing on his tabacco he walked towards the farmer...

[Jahwaree 83]

Well farmer Jones just fell in deep do doo.

[Shiobhan 235]

Patrol man Charlie Buttons an all around good guy was very concerned about the occupants of both vehicles,

as a small crowd gathered, the emergency responders went about taking care of all who were involved....

[Jahwaree 83]

The farmer sat there like in shock not quite comprehending what

questions were being asked by the EMTs to make a decision on who

was to be transportted the gospital

[Shiobhan 235]

Farmer Jones was loaded in the ambulance seeminly unable to give his proper home address or date of birth, disoriented

[Jahwaree 83]

Maybe a break from the clutches of Appiao fot the moment unbeknownst to him