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this map showed the way to obtaining a visa to the US

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this map showed the way to obtaining a visa to the US

The map showed the safest crossing points along the US-Mexican border.

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Yet it did not contain information regarding the Canadian border.

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Nor was there any information about the drug wars however it does contain ...

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The secret to keeping one's feet from stinking.

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But sometimes stinky feet are a plus on a treasure hunt.

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So he decided to go on this treasure hunt with stinky feet.

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Fortunately, his feet stunk so bad that it kept all of the insects at bay.

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Stinky feet also keep the looters trying to steal the map away.

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Now if he could just find some time to rest and study that map.

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But instead of resting and studying the map, they engaged in some wild primal sex.

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But in order to engage in this act, he had to go to the treasure, which was a house full of...

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sex toys, porn dvds, condoms and KY Jelly.

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So they decided to try out there toys, but a strange noise came from in the other room.

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..when she looked she saw two Men...