A few days off works

[Marc and Olga 0]

I tell you, my mother sends me the craziest emails!

There was a lady who urgently needed a few days off work, but she knew her Boss would not allow her to take off. She thought that maybe if she acted "CRAZY" then her Boss would tell her to take a few days off. So she hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises in her office!

Her coworker (who's blonde) asked her what she was doing. The lady told her coworker that she was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think she was "CRAZY" and give her a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked her "What are you doing hanging upside down from the ceiling?" She told him she was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." She jumped down and walked out of the office. Then her coworker (the blonde) followed her, the Boss said to the blonde, "And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

hehehehe blonde jokes never get old.

[Jasman0717 9]

[eric&gen 0]

Blondes have more fun lol

[JanaknJanet 1]

Thanks for the giggle...

[CarolineM 0]

i am so freaking offended...#######??

<tee hee...just kidding > that was funny

[boboroad 0]

That was funny!! I will have to remember that one.

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.

Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.

The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.

The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.

"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

[rclouse 0]

One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it!"

Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"

The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and then you can put all those Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[Veiled Princess 1]

One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it!"

Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"

The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and then you can put all those Frosted Flakes back in the box."