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I heard the goat is pissed.

:lol: i sooo needed to laugh like that today

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LMAO

Dude that's awesome. A shot-goat wedding, hehe. We'll have to keep tabs on this "goat-lover" and see if it starts a trend towards general societal collapse in Sudan (wait a second...), cuz if it doesn't then maybe then we can do away with one of the more ridiculous arguments that the local fundies have against "certain PEOPLE" getting married...

-mike

brother mike, i pick up a couple of ladies, when i was younger and under the influence :whistle: , when i woke up, i wish i had a goat instead in bed :whistle::blush::blush:

Would that have been in Kazakhstan? <crosses kazakhstan off list of places to visit> LOL

A goat in the barn is worth two "birds" in the bed?

LOL brootha

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fnord!

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This is hysterical :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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almaty   19

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LMAO

Dude that's awesome. A shot-goat wedding, hehe. We'll have to keep tabs on this "goat-lover" and see if it starts a trend towards general societal collapse in Sudan (wait a second...), cuz if it doesn't then maybe then we can do away with one of the more ridiculous arguments that the local fundies have against "certain PEOPLE" getting married...

-mike

brother mike, i pick up a couple of ladies, when i was younger and under the influence :whistle: , when i woke up, i wish i had a goat instead in bed :whistle::blush::blush:

Would that have been in Kazakhstan? <crosses kazakhstan off list of places to visit> LOL

A goat in the barn is worth two "birds" in the bed?

LOL brootha

-mike

nope brother mike..be more like albuquerque....

i pick up a couple of ladies, when i was younger and under the influence :whistle: , when i woke up, i wish i had a goat instead in bed :whistle::blush::blush:

Under the influence of what, dean? c'mon, spill it! :lol:

a.......a............a......a///well. various alcohol beverages and some....a.....a..

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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nope brother mike..be more like albuquerque....

Yikes. Albuquerque. <shudders>

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fnord!

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"what shall we say, shall we call it by a name? As well as count the angels dancin' on a pin?" -Let it Grow by the Grateful Dead

"Inspiration, move me brightly. Light the song with sense and color--hold away despair... more than this I will not ask, faced with myst'ries dark and vast... statements just seem vain at last... ... ... ... ..."

-another Dead tune-

We f*cking RULE!!! All other K1'rs pale in comparison to our mighty relationship. We will usher in a new era of rock-osity to this faded world. Prepare yourselves for the party. Hope you like tofu and karaoke.

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Miranda&James   8

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Sure hope the man isn't expecting her to cook dinner for him!

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Sure hope the man isn't expecting her to cook dinner for him!

goat stew??? :unsure:

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.... a glass of fresh milk, perhaps?

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fnord!

"Of COURSE there's no God... there's nothing BUT God!"

"what shall we say, shall we call it by a name? As well as count the angels dancin' on a pin?" -Let it Grow by the Grateful Dead

"Inspiration, move me brightly. Light the song with sense and color--hold away despair... more than this I will not ask, faced with myst'ries dark and vast... statements just seem vain at last... ... ... ... ..."

-another Dead tune-

We f*cking RULE!!! All other K1'rs pale in comparison to our mighty relationship. We will usher in a new era of rock-osity to this faded world. Prepare yourselves for the party. Hope you like tofu and karaoke.

-mike and ize

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Miranda&James   8

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.... a glass of fresh milk, perhaps?

ewww :P

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almaty   19

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nope brother mike..be more like albuquerque....

Yikes. Albuquerque. <shudders>

:yes: you know it brother...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Poor goat!

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Miranda&James   8

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she couldn't decide between a blue veil or white....

goatbrideprepped.pnggoat2.jpg

The bride looks beautiful :lol:

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almaty   19

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i tell you, if sanita was a few more months from coming here.. :whistle: .that goat looks like stevie nicks, if you drink enough ..(south park refernece)

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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