Are you living with a crazy ?

[Captain Oates 911]

This woman is talking about tanning mom but she makes an important point. 99% of these lunatics have a spouse or whatever.

Are you sure your significant other is right in the head ?

Perhaps you just got used to them doing their thing and you don't notice it any more ?

Why she has tattooed lip liner. Lipstick runs! Especially if your lips are a certain shape. I’m always finding my gloss or lipstick creeping down way below my bottom lip and it’s annoying. Maybe Tanning Mom thought that she could put an end to this by getting her lip liner tattooed. It’s not a solution I’m willing to explore, but I see the reasoning there.

How she has a husband. Have you ever seen “Hoarders” or “My Strange Addiction”? Those people have significant others about 99 percent of the time. You’re sitting there wondering how this person who has 7,000 puppets or eats toilet paper is married, while fairly normal women like Amelia and I remain single. The same principle applies to Tanning Mom. She has a husband because she’s cray. A happy marriage? We’re not so sure.

Edited July 9, 2012 by Ashud Cocoa

[X Factor 1,112]

Bedroom life must be great ... might be one reason to living with a crazzzzzzy spouse.

[Captain Oates 911]

Bedroom life must be great ... might be one reason to living with a crazzzzzzy spouse.

oh no no no - that's another kind of crazy

been there - not going back - heck it was scary

we are talking bones in nose crazy

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I honestly can't think of anything crazy my wife has or does. She doesn't drive much, but thats quite common these days.

[X Factor 1,112]

oh no no no - that's another kind of crazy

been there - not going back - heck it was scary

we are talking bones in nose crazy

But you did live with crazy for a while ... how long before you learned your lesson?

[Captain Oates 911]

I honestly can't think of anything crazy my wife has or does. She doesn't drive much, but thats quite common these days.

ah but - the scary thing is you might not notice any more

My wife goes to bed at 10 and gets up at 5.30

I sacked loads of women for much less than that - and now it's normal !

I once sacked one for clearing her throat every 2 minutes - its was so annoying !

I bought her a new lawn for her birthday - I got my son to lay it while she was at work

I cant stand dandelions !

Perhaps I am strange ? No lots of people do that.

[del-2-5-2014 1,339]

Some of them are right here on VJ.

I had one too but I "sacked" her. I pity her new beau, what a fool.

[Captain Oates 911]

Some of them are right here on VJ.

I had one too but I "sacked" her. I pity her new beau, what a fool.

If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath

To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! --

Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both,

An' you're shut o' the curse of a soldier.

Curse, curse, curse of a soldier . . .