Hand Guns

[Captain Oates 911]

We are all children of Jesus and God. They see no color.

You didn't mention the holy ghost (harry reid)- he never gets the limelight. What does ghostie reckon ?

Does he have chains on his ankles or am I confusing him with ghost of Christmas past - and are they any related ?

He should be down here hiding their ammo instead of hanging around going "woooooooooooooooooo"

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Personally I think everyone should own one of these to keep the government in CHECK.

[Captain Oates 911]

Personally I think everyone should own one of these to keep the government in CHECK.

I knew I would find common cause with the US population. We Brits burned the white house down in 1812 - and now the yanks want to drop a cruise missile on it

Cousinly love time !

[slim 1,525]

Personally I think everyone should own one of these to keep the government in CHECK.

If they can afford it, sure.

Back in the revolutionary days (and even leading up to the days when the redcoats came back for another butt whoopin) the common citizen not only COULD own weaponry such as "precision, military-grade projectiles" but they DID own such weaponry.

I'm not real sure why we don't trust citizens to have that stuff today.

[Captain Oates 911]

If they can afford it, sure.

Back in the revolutionary days (and even leading up to the days when the redcoats came back for another butt whoopin) the common citizen not only COULD own weaponry such as "precision, military-grade projectiles" but they DID own such weaponry.

I'm not real sure why we don't trust citizens to have that stuff today.

I have found a way to enrich plutonium from curried rice and the yield is truly impressive

Want to meet attractive lady with inter-continental ballistic missile

Do not tell anyone who is not a VJ member

Edited July 9, 2012 by Ashud Cocoa

[slim 1,525]

I have found a way to enrich plutonium from curried rice and the yield is truly impressive

Want to meet attractive lady with inter-continental ballistic missile

Do not tell anyone who is not a VJ member

Better be careful. You'll end up with those Hutaree folks.

FREE!

[rocks 494]

People in the local communities are not leaders. They're "followers" of that free money just like everyone else.

Take away the free money and you'll see real leaders step up. Leaders who get up to go to work on time. Leaders who take care of their children. Leaders who aren't scared to wear a belt.

What the hell are you babbling on about? No one in my city gets up to go to work on time? No one takes care of their own children? They don't wear belts? Yes, we don't have employers that care about time, you can just stroll in whenever you want. Children roam free in the streets and eat scraps out of garbage cans. No one owns belts. We also don't have shoes here or electricity. Everyone is married to their cousin...

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

What the hell are you babbling on about? No one in my city gets up to go to work on time? No one takes care of their own children? They don't wear belts? Yes, we don't have employers that care about time, you can just stroll in whenever you want. Children roam free in the streets and eat scraps out of garbage cans. No one owns belts. We also don't have shoes here or electricity. Everyone is married to their cousin...

I believe you just described the state of Mississippi.

[Captain Oates 911]

What the hell are you babbling on about? No one in my city gets up to go to work on time? No one takes care of their own children? They don't wear belts? Yes, we don't have employers that care about time, you can just stroll in whenever you want. Children roam free in the streets and eat scraps out of garbage cans. No one owns belts. We also don't have shoes here or electricity. Everyone is married to their cousin...

In the coal mining areas of Yorkshire, we call that 'Rolling your own"

[rocks 494]

I believe you just described the state of Mississippi.

Actually it was Alaska. I forgot to mention everyone is a felon too.

Edited July 10, 2012 by rocks

[Captain Oates 911]

I believe you just described the state of Mississippi.

There are no words to describe the state of Mississippi

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Actually it was Alaska. I forgot to mention everyone is a felon too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

Alaska $66,953 per capita

Mississippi $36,646 per capita

[Captain Oates 911]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

Alaska $66,953 per capita

Mississippi $36,646 per capita

My father in law was born there - he gnawed through his own umbilical cord and hitched a ride to Wisconsin

[rocks 494]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

Alaska $66,953 per capita

Mississippi $36,646 per capita

Do you want to look up how many felons live in Alaska while you're there?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Do you want to look up how many felons live in Alaska while you're there?

We probably have lots...me included. By the looks of it though our felons aren't poor.