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[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I heard the best Marine joke the other day! I was working a car accident and me and the Tulsa Fireman onscene were talking about the military. He told me that he was in the ARMY, so i said "you know what the ARMY stands for right? He said what? I said, Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet." He then put his head down with a sad face and told me that he tried to join the Marines but he could'nt pass the physical. My heart went out to him as i asked why he couldn't pass. He said that he could not fit his head in a Jar! I said Ah you sum-b!tch!! Best one i heard about the Core!

No dat's funny right there. Actually have to admit Uncle Sams Chillin's are a strac bunch. A little loony but super strac. Trained with some up at some school or another in VA one summer.. I rememebr a grizzled old E-9 eating a junior enlisted alive because his parents gave him a used Mercedes and he did not ask the Corps permission to drive such a car.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

how do I graduate from a 4 Bar Member?

and Just for the record I started this thread because I have seen complaints about hijacking threads. I find it interesting that threads usually start to get off topic after about 5-6 replies, unless someone really stirs the pot hard.

As far getting off 4 bars. I have no clue

[TiklingGuy 211]

how do I graduate from a 4 Bar Member?

Just keep posting on VJ. Your bars go up with more Forum Posts. Once you reach 1,000 post you get your first heart.

[X Factor 1,112]

Much like the show Seinfeld. If I started a thread about nothing what would be the subject at the end.

Like space .... nothingness

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

I heard the best Marine joke the other day! I was working a car accident and me and the Tulsa Fireman onscene were talking about the military. He told me that he was in the ARMY, so i said "you know what the ARMY stands for right? He said what? I said, Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet." He then put his head down with a sad face and told me that he tried to join the Marines but he could'nt pass the physical. My heart went out to him as i asked why he couldn't pass. He said that he could not fit his head in a Jar! I said Ah you sum-b!tch!! Best one i heard about the Core!

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

Nothing is the concept of the absence of anything.

[JoBri 548]

I remember when I went through Airborne school, jumping with an old Marine sergeant who had 2 closed fractures (hairline, ran in formation even before that jump), one in each leg. He wanted his wings as I did...more...since he was the ranking NCO of this Recon unit I went through the training with. Anyways, after the jump the fractures were double compound open fractures.

They used to say US Army stood for Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet. I personally loved the Army though.

No dat's funny right there. Actually have to admit Uncle Sams Chillin's are a strac bunch. A little loony but super strac. Trained with some up at some school or another in VA one summer.. I rememebr a grizzled old E-9 eating a junior enlisted alive because his parents gave him a used Mercedes and he did not ask the Corps permission to drive such a car.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I remember when I went through Airborne school, jumping with an old Marine sergeant who had 2 closed fractures (hairline, ran in formation even before that jump), one in each leg. He wanted his wings as I did...more...since he was the ranking NCO of this Recon unit I went through the training with. Anyways, after the jump the fractures were double compound open fractures.

They used to say US Army stood for Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet. I personally loved the Army though.

I enjoyed the younger days being in the Infantry Ft Benning, Bragg, OCS all that. My last 6 years in the Guard I got really burned out. All we did was go to drill weekend, train to got to NTC and Go to NTC. We went to NTC 3 times my few years. The last deployment was for 3 months during DS-1. It was miserable. I applied for transfer to Saudi 2 times. When I got married all the fun was gone from it and I got out.