Romney's Surprise Visit

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Romney Pays Surprise Visit to his Money in the Caymans

No Timetable for Withdrawal, Says Presumptive Nominee

CAYMAN ISLANDS – In an uncharacteristically emotional scene for the presumptive GOP nominee, Mitt Romney today paid a surprise visit to his money in the Cayman Islands.

Speaking in a bank vault surrounded by stacks of cash, Mr. Romney praised his money for “the brave work you have done in the never-ending fight for freedom from Federal income tax.”

“Thanks to your hard work, losers around the world are envious of me,” he added. ”For that I salute you.”

Stressing that his money’s mission in the Caymans was “far from over,” he refused to set any timetable for withdrawal.

In a reference to his bid for the Presidency, Mr. Romney told his money, “It would be an honor and a privilege to have my face on you someday.”

After plunging into the stacks of cash to touch many of the dollar bills individually, Mr. Romney boarded his private jet to pay a surprise visit to Switzerland.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I am curious since I was not a member then...did the Dems here feel that John Kerry was too rich? Was he out of touch? Is that why so many Dems voted for Bush?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

And just as an aside, the FAIR TAX would eliminate any reason for offshore accounts and make it more economical to invest that money in the USA.

[mawilson 2,133]

LOL - sounds like something I'm going to have to start doing soon. The last check I sent to the IRS made me literally sick.