Everything I need to know I learned at CABA Turkey School

[Empress of Groovy 373]

1. The way to a man's heart is through having him feed you fries smothered in Cheez-Whiz.

2. A man needs support--in the form of a girdle that keeps his paunch and love handles in check.

3. Wearing PJs to the supermarket says, "I am a woman of sophistication."

4. UGGs = OMG YES!

5. Wearing a boilersuit to bed sends just the right message.

6. His credit card = your credit card.

7. Twinkies supply essential nutrients.

8. Homecooked meal = Hungry Man dinner. We need time to pursue other interests, such as henpecking and floor tiling.

9. Guzzling more beer than your man leads to high praise.

10. Having a man with dishpan hands = badge of honor. ("Madge! He soaked in it!")

What have you taken away from CABA Turkey School?

Edited April 28, 2012 by Empress of Groovy

[Staashi 371]

Fries with Whiz, FTW!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Fries with Whiz, FTW!

Staashi, you are well on your way to becoming a Pavo 10 (total enlightenment) CABA goddess.

[Darnell 8,479]

-10 for not splaining the acronym to us n00bs.

[Iyawo Ijebu 157]

I thought the fastest way to a Mans heart is a quick well placed slice between #2 and #3 ribs on the left side?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

CABA = Canadian American British Australian [also includes anyone with CABA tendencies, such as an affinity for fried foods and team sports]

[Darnell 8,479]

Thanks, Auntie Joyce !

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I was able to put some of my lessons into play tonight! I showed up at his place, and said, "Where are you taking me for dinner tonight?" I didn't bother to wait for a reply and insisted on going out for sushi, then I made him pay for everything. I was wearing saggy yoga pants and Uggs, of course.

[beejay 125]

Is it still hip to say LOL?

Cause that's what I did when I read this thread.

#3, #4, #8

#10 - my man does have dishpan hands

#7 - my man did mention he was in the mood for a twinkie today. My first instinct was to get a twinkie for him but it looks like the correct answer would have been to make him get his own twinkie and then give it to me so I can eat it. *CHOMP*

[Empress of Groovy 373]

You ladies are an inspiration!

Now, I'm off to have a Ding Dong before I start browbeating my husband to chisel the hard skin off my feet.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I've just been told that I'm uneducated and lacking grace and culture!

I'm going to go break a window and then scarf down a bag of pork rinds.

Edited May 1, 2012 by Empress of Groovy

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I've just been told that I'm uneducated and lacking grace and culture!

I'm going to go break a window and then scarf down a bag of pork rinds.

Me too. Sadness. Except then I was told that I was overeducated and lacked morals, and that it was ALL OUR FAULT as dirty CABA women that men look at porn because we have no morals and raise immoral men.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Me too. Sadness. Except then I was told that I was overeducated and lacked morals, and that it was ALL OUR FAULT as dirty CABA women that men look at porn because we have no morals and raise immoral men.

Like the adage goes, all men are born of Twinkies.