ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jahwaree 83]

I thought Fred his older brother .

Did Santa ever get stuck in a chimney ...& where?

[Bumbero 130]

Yes he did! It happened on one of his last stops in 2010. Apparently the cookies were a little too much exta weight and he was stuck in a chimney in California. Made major headlines and took firefighters 6 hours to extricate him.

What time do you think Santa will visit your home?

[Jahwaree 83]

Hopefully after 2 am I never sleep B4 that & my 12 yr od is on the look-out....LOL

Did Fred become one of the elves.

[Bumbero 130]

I remember as a kid waking up at 3am to find out of Santa had visited! LOL

I think Fred is now Chief Elf in charge of Operations at the North Pole. He makes a lot of money now!

Do you think Santa has any more relatives? I mean in centuries he hasn't had children with Mrs. Claus??

[Jahwaree 83]

As the story goes The Clause only had Nick and Fred, none had kids.

From what country did Santa come from, they say he had Saint bestowed on him

as he always gave stuff away even as a child.

[Bumbero 130]

He is a Saint! Saint Nicholas. He was born a Greek in what is now Modern Turkey. He had a reputation for secret gift giving, like putting coins in peoples shoes who left them out for him. That's how the legend of Santa Claus started!

Do you think Santa really cares he is a Saint?

[Jahwaree 83]

No they say at birth he did not cry, he made sounds oo o.

so old st nick was BC or after

[X Factor 1,112]

He was around the same time as Santa

What is the world oldest profession?

[Vicomi 31]

According to Wiki... Prostitution but I would argue caretaker of the world's first Park aka The Garden of Eden!

What visa status did USCIS give Santa???

Edited December 24, 2012 by Vicomi

[X Factor 1,112]

Alien

Why do birds sing?

[Bumbero 130]

To try to cheer up the world!

Do you think that birds sing a song they have stuck in their heads?

[Jahwaree 83]

yes

Where do you think Santa is tonite, what country.

[Bumbero 130]

Some where on the East Coast of the US.

Do you think Santa has US airspace clearance or does the military let him in because "He's Santa"?

[Jahwaree 83]

Military let him sail in ike UFO.

Do children over age 10 believe Santa actually brought the gifts tonite.

[Bumbero 130]

I am pretty sure today's 10+ year old children are on to the whole Santa Claus hoax. Doesn't stop parents from trying though I bet!

Santa coming to your house tonight??