ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[X Factor 1,112]

Not a chance - their blessings are only words

Can an old dog learn new tricks?

[Bumbero 130]

Of course! If the dog has Alzheimers, it's always a new trick!

Everything they post on the internet is true, right?

[Jahwaree 83]

Lots of misinformation on the net

do birds sweat

[Bumbero 130]

Only jail birds do because they are worried they are going to get caught.

Would vamipires starve in a Zombie Apocolypse?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Only if zombies don't actually have some sort of blood going through their veins and all the animals were gone. Hey, maybe we can use them to fight the zombies for some blood donations!

Boxers or briefs?

[Shiobhan 235]

boxers

Is there life somewhere after death

[X Factor 1,112]

No you are in a deep sleep and are unconscious waiting a resurrection - John 5:28, 29.

Why do we have tears of joy

[Shiobhan 235]

Emotions

When we die where R we resurrected to

[X Factor 1,112]

Emotions

When we die where R we resurrected to

Most will be resurrected to the earth to live there forever in the future. Matthew 5:5 and Psalm 37:29. Others to the heaven Matthew 5:3.

Why do people say men are from Mars and women are from Venus?

[P A U L 14]

Because the mental and emotional function of man and woman are so entirely foreign to one another.

What came first, the color orange or the fruit?

[Shiobhan 235]

The fruit

Where is heaven though and so many scriptures are conflicting (i grew up in church) I have questions now am not getting straightforward answers I believe in God its just so many questions

also I believe we R living in hell right now

[rade2rising 205]

women

why can't there be AC outdoors?

[Bumbero 130]

Because that would take away the parent's right to complain about the electric bill for cooling the neighborhood.

Is there really a Twilight Zone?

[Jahwaree 83]

women

why can't there be AC outdoors?

women ???

Only in Hitchcocks mind

What language is spoken in Greenland

[Bumbero 130]

Greenlandic, Kalaallisut, is the official language of Greenland.

When you cross over the International Date Line, do you really travel forward or backwards in time??