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X Factor Grand Master

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Coz you fart from your ears.

Why do cats always land on their feet?

Because they have no hands

What is a cat said to have 9 lives?

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Nagishkaw
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isn't there already 2 threads that ask either or or this or that?

spookyturtle
spookyturtle

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them.

spookyturtle
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No, because if it were any longer it would be a foot. :rofl:

X Factor Grand Master

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Because you are sensitive down there :star:

How long does the honeymoon stage last?

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2 days prior to getting married.

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Lexi.

What is the plural of moose?

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Lexi.

What is the plural of moose?

It's the same for singular and plural.

What is a small kitchen called?

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Because Cats are so lovable.

Why does baby poop smell so bad?

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