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Nagishkaw
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isn't there already 2 threads that ask either or or this or that?

spookyturtle
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them.

spookyturtle
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No, because if it were any longer it would be a foot. :rofl:

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7.

Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?

Because you are not training for the olympics

Which country will win the most gold medals in the olympics?

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Because the mouse would be insulted.

If you mate a Bulldog with a Shitsu, what do you call it?

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Because the mouse would be insulted.

If you mate a Bulldog with a Shitsu, what do you call it?

BullSh!t

Is an earthworm male or female?

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Neither.

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

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Neither.

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

They won't be able to breath properly.

Why can't you whistle and talk at the same time?

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Makes drinking beer difficult.

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a

horrible crisp no one would eat?

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So as to have an intereting story to tell.

What is the best thing since sliced bread?

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Gobstoppers.

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

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Because he scams you and you become broke like what Madoff did?

Who it the richest person in the world?

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Richie Rich.

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

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