ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

In between the pages of a comic book

If Flamingos are pink from the food they eat..why aren't lions RED?

[rade2rising 205]

coz they are vegetarians silly

what is black and blue all the time?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

a depressed crow

Why would OREGON have such high rent?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because they are many feet above sea level.

Why does 3 left turns equal a right turn?

[rade2rising 205]

coz you are going anti clockwise

why two wrongs dont make a right?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because English is not Math.

What is 2 + 2 - 3?

[rade2rising 205]

0

what time is bed time?

[X Factor 1,112]

Whenever you hit the sack

How much does a sack of potato weigh?

[rade2rising 205]

same as a sack of feathers

who is going to be president of USA next yr

[happiestmanalive 23]

I am.

Why does God hate poor people?

Edited July 27, 2012 by happiestmanalive

[X Factor 1,112]

Actually he provides rain, air and sun and other life's necessities to all including the poor.

Where is the middle of nowhere?

[happiestmanalive 23]

Over the river and through the woods.

Why does the ground get wet?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because it is not drought season

Which country will win the most gold medals at the olympics in England?

[happiestmanalive 23]

The Antarctic.

How long does it take time to fly?

[X Factor 1,112]

Depends on how many wings it has.

What is 2 scores and 12 equal to?