ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[UcantCme 0]

Home with my husband

why there always has to be a smarta$$ in the crowd??

To compensate for the lack of smart brains

How do we test the IQ of a smart a$s?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because there are dumb ones too

Would you prefer to spend an hour with Newt or a gang banger?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

A Gecko

Where have all the flowers gone?

[X Factor 1,112]

To make wedding bouquets

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

To make wedding bouquets

Where is my question??

Why do we go blank at times?

[X Factor 1,112]

Ooops I forgot to ask a question

Because we are imperfect

How can you improve your memory?

Edited May 22, 2012 by kennard

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

Dont forget to take the Omega 3's!!!

How are seedless watermelons replanted for the next season???

[Old_Dog_Barking 36]

Artificial insemination

Why do we play football with our hands?

[Ayman___ 92]

Because we can't throw it with our feet

why don't we use are feet to eat?

[Old_Dog_Barking 36]

Ever tried to lick your toes? Kind of hard to do!

Who would you rather kiss: a monkey or a frog?

[Ayman___ 92]

neither

do you like Italian food or Mexican food better?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

I like Sushi

Why do we stay and fight?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because we can be hard headed.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

Judge Doom

Butch Cassidy or the Sundance kid?

[X Factor 1,112]

Sundance Kid

Where did the expression "the whole nine yards" came from?