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Old_Dog_Barking Collaborator

Old_Dog_Barking   36

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If I called someone in the middle of the night I would be awake.

Why do they have the instructions in braille at the drive up ATM?

Because they want to rob you blind!

Why is the weekend so short?

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Nagishkaw
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isn't there already 2 threads that ask either or or this or that?

spookyturtle
spookyturtle

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them.

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No, because if it were any longer it would be a foot. :rofl:

X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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Because it is only 2 days.

Why do people make blonde jokes?

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Old_Dog_Barking   36

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Because it is only 2 days.

Why do people make blonde jokes?

Because "Blondes" won't get them

Why are there 60 minutes in an hour?

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X Factor   1,112

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Because 60 is a round and even number

Why can't you teach an old dog new tricks?

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NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
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NOA2 8/16/12
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NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
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Old_Dog_Barking   36

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Because 60 is a round and even number

Why can't you teach an old dog new tricks?

Because: who would be left to perform the old tricks?...

... and that's my question!

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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:devil: That's why I asked that question

Why are men sometimes called dogs?

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
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Nessa   23

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because thye like to lick their balls

why do co-workers insist to ask how was your weekend every monday?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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bad case of mondays.

why cant we rename mondays to fundays?

"Family time is very precious and you should cherish every moment of it."

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"Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions." - Sun-Tzu

04/27/13 - Submitted DS-160 online for parent-in-laws and sister-in-law.

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08/18/14 - Received NOA1 with date 08/12/14.

08/27/14 - Received biometrics appointment for 09/09/14.

02/27/15 - GC in production from email notification.

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Nessa   23

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because monday is not friday

why isn't 4 o'clock?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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Because it's now 9:58 pm

Why don't people realize that a comb over just doesn't cut it?

Edited by kennard

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Old_Dog_Barking   36

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Because it's now 9:58 pm

Why don't people realize that a comb over just doesn't cut it?

Because there's no hope for those trying to cut with a comb!

Why do people park in a driveway?

Day_01 05/05 AOS Package delivered (I-130,I-485,I-765).

Day_31 06/05 Biometrics done.

Day_46 06/20 Interview Notification

Day_79 07/23 Interview. Approved.

Day_86 07/30 Received GC and EAD

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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Because they drive on the parkway?

What is the square root of 16?

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Because we like to plan for the future

What do most skyscrapers don't have a thirteenth floor?

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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