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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
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Because stop by is just too mainstream.

Why does burger king sells things other than burgers?

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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The second Tuesday of next week. :lol:

Why are carrots orange ?

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Because it is not for the public

If birds pop when the fly, why can't humans pop while they are running?

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Because it is not for the public

If birds pop when the fly, why can't humans pop while they are running?

They can't fly

How come ballchinans don't have pubic hair on there BALL CHINIAN?

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Because they shave it off

Can a super star be a super stud?

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RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
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AOS application sent 12/19/12

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Because they shave it off

Can a super star be a super stud?

Yes once nominated to the National Stud Farm

Can a porn star be a super star?

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'PAU' both wife and daughter in the U.S. 08/25/2009

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http://crbausembassy....wordpress.com/

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Only if they marry a pervert?

Why do children memorize nursery rhymes?

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RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
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Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
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Because rhyming is magic to children.

Who do babies cry for everything?

US Citizenship

February 2, 2016 - Package mailed

February 8,2016 - Credit card charged

February 9, 2016 - NOA1

March 1, 2016 - Biometrics Appt

March 29, 2016 - In Line for interview

April 1, 2016 - Interview Scheduled

April 4, 2016 - Interview letter received in the mail

May 10, 2016 - Interview Day! (Approved)

June 8, 2016 - Oath Ceremony

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Because crying is effective

Why do cry babies (at the job) don't shed tears?

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
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They saving it up to swim in on weekends.

Why does the train blows so often?

US Citizenship

February 2, 2016 - Package mailed

February 8,2016 - Credit card charged

February 9, 2016 - NOA1

March 1, 2016 - Biometrics Appt

March 29, 2016 - In Line for interview

April 1, 2016 - Interview Scheduled

April 4, 2016 - Interview letter received in the mail

May 10, 2016 - Interview Day! (Approved)

June 8, 2016 - Oath Ceremony

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Because it can't speak

Which end of a train is the caboose?

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Because it can't speak

Which end of a train is the caboose?

The last one in-line! :devil: Choo Choo!

Why do they call jumbo shrimp, jumbo shrimp?

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'PAU' both wife and daughter in the U.S. 08/25/2009

Daughter's' CRBA Manila Embassy 08/07/2008 dual citizenship

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