ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[X Factor 1,112]

Because trees can't grow on apples.

Why don't kids get spanked at school like in times past?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

Because the dont make wooden rulers any more

why is it always bull in a china shop and not china in a bullring????

same results

[X Factor 1,112]

Because it makes sense

Do you like to drink milk?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

yes with a lot of coffee and sugar in it

Why camel toe? Why not llama or alpaca??

[rade2rising 205]

coz camel has a HUGE toe

can a blind person see his dreams

[X Factor 1,112]

Yes - in his mind's eye

Why in the animal world the males are more attractive (peacock, rooster etc) but for humans the opposite is true?

[Ayman___ 92]

Because it's harder to find a mate So with their good looks they can get one easy

why do kids always put their shoes on the wrong way?

[-Marie- 11]

Because they like to get people's attention.

Why is there no ham in hamburgers?

Edited May 3, 2012 by -Marie-

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

They are metrosexual.

Why is there no ham in hamburgers?

Because they both have the same kind of legs.

Is it farther to New York or by bus?

[rade2rising 205]

closer to ukraine

is russia part of ukraine?

[X Factor 1,112]

No

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[rade2rising 205]

aggravating

what is the sound of music?

[X Factor 1,112]

Mixed

Would you prefer to be good, bad or ugly?

[-Marie- 11]

Bugly

Would you prefer to have big ears or big feet?

[rade2rising 205]

elephant

what was the best thing before slice bread