ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[X Factor 1,112]

In certain things they are

What is the most popular lawnmower?

[Jawaree 717]

catherpillar

good winter bad winter in canada

[Carrie and Majid 0]

One that cuts grass.

What's the difference between choosing your friends and picking your enemies? (vice versa)

[Jawaree 717]

Don't pick enemoes

Why ppl now live to eat, when we use to eat to live

we eat for graduations, weddings, births, funerals &

all occasions just foe fun

[X Factor 1,112]

Because the stomach gets empty

Which is better butter or salt?

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Neither, sugar.

Where does the rain in Spain fall that isn't on the plain

[X Factor 1,112]

On the train

Which is better a bag of quarters or a fistful of dollars?

[ditdot 46]

Both

Why do the Chinese like to eat noodles?

Edited November 15, 2015 by ditdot

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Because they secretly want to be Italian

Why is water tasteless

[X Factor 1,112]

So you can mix it with anything

When Will terrorism end?

[Transborderwife 4,666]

So you can mix it with anything

When Will terrorism end?

When cats rule the world.

What does it sound like when doves cry?

[Jawaree 717]

They mourning

What makes peacocks so proud

[X Factor 1,112]

Their resplendent feathers.

What is the size of an ant brain?

[Jawaree 717]

They hae no brain causing their constant eating

Why are ppl overly jealous for no obvious reasons

[X Factor 1,112]

Because of low self-esteem

Why do mean sweat but women perspire?