ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jawaree 718]

Killers

Is goat really a stupid animal

[Carrie and Majid 0]

Only if they can't read.

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[Jawaree 718]

Yellow

Does Elmo have kids

[X Factor 1,112]

Yes the elfs

Why is a subway sandwich called subway?

[Jawaree 718]

Because they are long

Why do pigs fly

[X Factor 1,112]

Because one is high on drugs

Can crocodiles dance?

[Carrie and Majid 0]

Yes, when they are in shoe form.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[X Factor 1,112]

When glue is inside a bottle there's not enough air inside the bottle to cause the water to evaporate to make the glue sticky

Can bald people grow hair naturally?

Edited August 31, 2015 by X Factor

[Carrie and Majid 0]

No, because they drink a lot of milk.

Why does your feet smell and your nose run?

[Jawaree 718]

Noses run because ones cold or have a cold, feet smell due to cheap sneaker/shoes

Why is Turkey for Thanksgiving & not Duck

[X Factor 1,112]

Because the settlers were given Turkeys and not ducks

Would you eat snake as a snack?

[draga 14]

Only if it was a snack attack.

Why is the letter y crooked?

[Jawaree 718]

Because why is asking about Y

Why some ppl over-eat & cat help it

[Carrie and Majid 0]

I don't think I would eat a cat...and trust me I CAN over eat especially on Thanksgiving.

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

[Jawaree 718]

Maybe due to bladder/bowels rest

Why are there so many unhappy & depressed rich folks who turn to drugs