ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Transborderwife 4,666]

They can fly, they'd just rather use their baller plumage status to assert dominance.

Why do we pledge allegiance to the flag and not just the country?

[Jawaree 718]

The flag represents the country

Why do ppl yawn

[GreenGem 58]

Because the brain cells are tired.

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Edited August 3, 2015 by Emmerald

[Jawaree 718]

After the bra then the panties it becomes plural

What did ppl do pre-cellphones & computers

[X Factor 1,112]

Call 1 900 phone numbers.

How long can you go without checking your cell phone

[Jawaree 718]

Most times a day or 2, not a cellie addict

Why do countries spy on each other & none saw the missing plane go down

[X Factor 1,112]

It's a mystery

What is the most translated website in the world? (Hint it's not Google)

[Jawaree 718]

Craigslist

Why do ppl fall in love

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Craigslist

Why do ppl fall in love

Because climbing up love sounds weird.

What country eats the most donuts per capita?

[Jawaree 718]

USA especially the cops

How come some ppl are born with dimples in their cheeks, some in their chin

[X Factor 1,112]

Because the mommy slept on her stomach

Why do some people go bald

[Jawaree 718]

Because grandfather and father is bald

Why do men look like a female and some women look like a male when they get old

[X Factor 1,112]

Estrogen surge or deficiency

How many grains of corn on a cob

[Jawaree 718]

65

Why is hair growing out of some men ears

[X Factor 1,112]

Gravity pulls it down from their heads

Why are people described as white or black when they really aren't black or white in color