Deranged Loon Glenn Beck Heard Voices From God and Jesus Telling Him to Quit Fox News or Lose His Soul

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Here's Glenn Beck in his own custom-built Oval Office, which isn't crazy at all.

Glenn Beck: God told me to quit Fox News or 'lose my soul'

Speaking with televangelist James Robison, ex-Fox News personality Glenn Beck discussesbeing canned from nobly leaving Fox News of his own accord:

On the day he decided to leave, Beck said he walked up to a floor-to-ceiling window in his New York apartment and asked his wife, "How could this possibly be God's plan?"

"As I stood there, the Lord whispered to me, 'If you do not leave now, you will lose your soul,'" Beck said. "It was the easiest decision I've ever made."

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he speaks to you through your large New York apartment windows. Sometimes he speaks to you by having Roger Ailes walk into your office and fire your crazy ####. It's all good.I don't know what Glenn's been smoking, but apparently he's been sharing:

"The primary reason that he left is because they were not comfortable with him talking about God and Jesus as often and as freely as he did," said Robison, who participated in Beck's presentation.

Wait, was that the problem? That's not how I remember it. I remember Glenn Beck slowly becoming more and more detached from reality, littering his shows with inexplicable conspiracy theories and crying jags brought on by apparently nothing in particular. I remember anonymous mutterings by other Fox News employees that he was making the already-impossible-to-shame network look even crazier, and reports that Fox head Roger Ailes was making the conscious decision to rein in his network's most inflammatory and crackpot elements in an effort to appear less, um, crackpotty. Oh, and the advertisers were peeved, and the audience was shrinking, and no network is going to keep flushing their own credibility down the toilet unless there's at least some decent money in it for them, which there wasn't.But now we hear that it was really all about how Fox News hates Jesus, and God spoke to Glenn Beck in his New York apartment and told him he'd lose his mind soul if he kept working there? Well heck, that's pretty darn convenient. God really helped Glenn out on that one, I guess.

http://www.dailykos....r-lose-my-soul-

Edited April 26, 2012 by ☠

[Pooky 3,848]

And the deranged loons at Dailykos are spouting yet more bollocks. How, exactly, are they any less loony than Glenn Beck?

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  On 4/26/2012 at 10:18 PM, Pooky said:

And the deranged loons at Dailykos are spouting yet more bollocks. How, exactly, are they any less loony than Glenn Beck?

Why is the article bollocks? Do you think Glenn Beck did not hear voices from Jose Christ and the article is a fairy tale or do you think that Jose took some time out of His day to speak to Glenn Beck?

[Pooky 3,848]

It's bollocks because there's not a single fact on show and the general language is just as loony as Beck himself.

Now, if the moon bats had run an article on Keith Olberman, they could have included some juicy facts. But then that would have been a bit cannibalistic, wouldn't it ?

[Darnell 8,479]

less crackpotty? Ok !

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

This is the first time Glenn actually makes sense: work for Fox, lose your soul. That makes sense.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

  On 4/26/2012 at 11:06 PM, ☠ said:

Why is the article bollocks? Do you think Glenn Beck did not hear voices from Jose Christ and the article is a fairy tale or do you think that Jose took some time out of His day to speak to Glenn Beck?

So you are saying the credibility of FOX news is improved.

[james&olya 1,121]

  On 4/27/2012 at 11:25 PM, Gary and Alla said:

So you are saying the credibility of FOX news is improved.

There is no other direction it could possibly go!

[unlockingsky 94]

wow, a audience that really gives him the attention. lol.