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Thursday, March 15 2012|Ami Kaufman

Before we hit Iran, a message from the Old Spice Man

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“Hello, Israelis, look at your Prime Minister, now back to me, now back at your Prime Minister, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Holocaust references every Tuesday and switched to peace references, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a bomb shelter with your wife and kids. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s those potassium iodide pills that you love. Look again, the pills are now gas masks. Anything is possible when your Prime Minister is insane. I’m on a missile.”

[Act like a man, man. Old Spice]

http://972mag.com/before-we-hit-iran-a-message-from-the-old-spice-man/38052/

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Wife do you seriously equate Netty, perhaps arguably a bit nutty, with Ahma-bat$&!t-crazy mo fo-deenajahd?

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Wife do you seriously equate Netty, perhaps arguably a bit nutty, with Ahma-bat$&!t-crazy mo fo-deenajahd?

Where did I "equate" these two ?

Netanyahu is far more dangerous, including the way he continues to try to draw my country into yet another senseless war, despite the opposition of the President, the U.S. Joint Chief of Staff, and the majority of the U.S. military/intelligence community.

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Too bad what happened to a once thriving VJ but hardly a surprise

al Nakba 1948-2015
66 years of forced exile and dispossession


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Contestant Number One wants to stop the other acquiring the capability to make his nation cease to exist.

Contestant Number Two wants to wipe the Contestant Number One's nation off the map and says so repeatedly.

And you think Contestant Number One is far more dangerous. :blink:

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Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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Contestant Number One wants to stop the other acquiring the capability to make his nation cease to exist.

Contestant Number Two wants to wipe the Contestant Number One's nation off the map and says so repeatedly.

And you think Contestant Number One is far more dangerous. :blink:

I used to think the same thing and then Iooked into the translation issues. It sounds more like he was declaring a regime change should occur rather than the nation should be wiped off the map as some translations have said.

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I used to think the same thing and then Iooked into the translation issues. It sounds more like he was declaring a regime change should occur rather than the nation should be wiped off the map as some translations have said.

Do you really believe that?

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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I used to think the same thing and then Iooked into the translation issues. It sounds more like he was declaring a regime change should occur rather than the nation should be wiped off the map as some translations have said.

That moron believes if he can start WW3 the missing imam will return and his vision of Islamic heaven on earth can begin.

B and J K-1 story

  • April 2004 met online
  • July 16, 2006 Met in person on her birthday in United Arab Emirates
  • August 4, 2006 sent certified mail I-129F packet Neb SC
  • August 9, 2006 NOA1
  • August 21, 2006 received NOA1 in mail
  • October 4, 5, 7, 13 & 17 2006 Touches! 50 day address change... Yes Judith is beautiful, quit staring at her passport photo and approve us!!! Shaming works! LOL
  • October 13, 2006 NOA2! November 2, 2006 NOA2? Huh? NVC already processed and sent us on to Abu Dhabi Consulate!
  • February 12, 2007 Abu Dhabi Interview SUCCESS!!! February 14 Visa in hand!
  • March 6, 2007 she is here!
  • MARCH 14, 2007 WE ARE MARRIED!!!
  • May 5, 2007 Sent AOS/EAD packet
  • May 11, 2007 NOA1 AOS/EAD
  • June 7, 2007 Biometrics appointment
  • June 8, 2007 first post biometrics touch, June 11, next touch...
  • August 1, 2007 AOS Interview! APPROVED!! EAD APPROVED TOO...
  • August 6, 2007 EAD card and Welcome Letter received!
  • August 13, 2007 GREEN CARD received!!! 375 days since mailing the I-129F!

    Remove Conditions:

  • May 1, 2009 first day to file
  • May 9, 2009 mailed I-751 to USCIS CS
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Contestant Number One wants to stop the other acquiring the capability to make his nation cease to exist.

U.S. intelligence analysts say there is no evidence that Iran has decided to build a nuclear weapon:

“Recent assessments by American spy agencies are broadly consistent with a 2007 intelligence finding that
Iran had abandoned its nuclear weapons program years earlier
, according to current and former American officials. The officials said that assessment was largely reaffirmed in a 2010 National Intelligence Estimate, and that
it remains the consensus view of America’s 16 intelligence agencies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/25/world/middleeast/us-agencies-see-no-move-by-iran-to-build-a-bomb.html?_r=1

However, Israel has nukes. What can Iran do to Israel without committing suicide ?

Contestant Number Two wants to wipe the Contestant Number One's nation off the map and says so repeatedly.

No he hasn’t. The attributed quote has been debunked repeatedly by native Farsi speakers, as well as American and British translators. Ahmadinejad was quoting the Ayatollah Khomeini in a speech, repeating Khomeini‘s words: “The occupation regime over Jerusalem should vanish from the page of time.” There was no military threat ever made.

Even MEMRI (which would be loathe to miss any opportunity to find something bad) says nothing about wiping anything off any map - MEMRI translated his remark as:

“Imam [Khomeini] said: ‘This regime that is occupying Qods [Jerusalem] must be eliminated from the pages of history.’ This sentence is very wise. The issue of Palestine is not an issue on which we can compromise.”

http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/1510.htm

People like Ethan Bronner perpetuated the lie. But Ahmadinejad clarified further:

“You should know that the criminal and terrorist Zionist regime which has 60 years of plundering, aggression and crimes in its file has reached the end of its work and will soon disappear off the geographical scene.” (June 2008)

http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/06/03/us-iran-israel-usa-idUSL0261250620080603

“I assure you that
there won’t be any war in the future
.”

“The Israelis "are a complex political group, but you should know
this regime will be eventually destroyed and there is no need of any measure by Iranian people,
"

(July 2008)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25588284/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/iranian-president-says-no-war-us-israel/#.T2QSm9WDl8E

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7495869.stm

http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/06/03/us-iran-israel-usa-idUSL0261250620080603

When asked “If the Palestinian leaders agree to a two-state solution, could Iran live with an Israeli state?” He replied:

“Whatever the people decide, we will respect it. If they want to keep the Zionists, they can stay… I mean, it’s very much in correspondence with our proposal to allow Palestinian people to decide through free referendums.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-a-gays-hate-israel-article-1.326099?pgno=1

And you think Contestant Number One is far more dangerous. :blink:

Ahmadinejad has never threatened military action against Israel. However, Netanyahu has repeatedly threatened military action against Iran.

Iran has not instigated a war in centuries. Meanwhile, over just the last 60-some years, Israel has attacked every single one of its neighbors including Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt, as well as bombing Iraq, Somalia, and Tunisia.

Netanyahu was caught on camera bragging about how he deceived the Clinton administration during his first term as Prime Minister, in order to destroy the Oslo peace accords and keep control of the lion’s share of the West Bank.

Obama, Sarkozy and Merkel all know what a liar Netanyahu is. He’s about as authentic as a three-dollar bill, and they’re all on record stating as much.

Why any American loyal to his own country would continue to believe in that shameless con man, a foreign leader who is trying to drag the United States into yet another disastrous war - even in defiance of the U.S. government - well, it's beyond me.

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Too bad what happened to a once thriving VJ but hardly a surprise

al Nakba 1948-2015
66 years of forced exile and dispossession


Copyright © 2015 by PalestineMyHeart. Original essays, comments by and personal photographs taken by PalestineMyHeart are the exclusive intellectual property of PalestineMyHeart and may not be reused, reposted, or republished anywhere in any manner without express written permission from PalestineMyHeart.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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You must've really been bored at 16:35 on a Saturday afternoon.

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"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

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