International Women's Day

[SMOKE 1,426]

i'd much rather she spend the afternoon and cook me something really nice.

bonus: she leaves me alone while she cooks so i can watch tv.

go to your room woman.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I had to send money to my babe and we send some money every year on this day to her family to pass out to the ladies in the family. It is a scam.

Fortunately Alla is an "only child". We call her Mom and say "Happy Women's Day"

go to your room woman.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!

[^_^ 5,021]

Only other acceptable item other than a Sammich is a Steak and let's be honest, I don't want a woman (no offense) around the grill!

Ok, I suppose I understand the choice if your culinary preferences are limited to sandwiches and steaks.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

go to your room woman.

Why would you want your fries in the sandwich?

[^_^ 5,021]

Why would you want your fries in the sandwich?

haha fries and mozzarella stick inside your burger... its sickening but so good

[SMOKE 1,426]

Why would you want your fries in the sandwich?

same reason as the chocolate bars....so i can get back to watching sportscenter & drinking beer asap.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Don't they get all soggy?

[SMOKE 1,426]

Don't they get all soggy?

a little, not too bad...as long as she puts them on a different level than the pizza slice.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

a little, not too bad...as long as she puts them on a different level than the pizza slice.

[Ban Hammer 13,550]

Ok serious question for the sandwich guys.

If you got yourself a compliant woman (first, tell me where you found one cuz I never been that lucky) who will cook you a meal, why on earth do you want her to make you a freakin' sandwich?

I mean, seriously guys... put the b***h to work. A sandwich is lazy. I can make myself a freakin' sandwich. If you got a b***h who will make you what you want, take advantage of it.

sammiches taste better when wifey makes them.

Isn't there something else you'd rather eat?

yes, but this isn't the appropriate thread for that discussion.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Why would you want your fries in the sandwich?

Now I would kill for a chip butty.

I will celebrate today with a small libation and a long talk on the phone with my beloved.

[luckytxn 2,265]

Fortunately Alla is an "only child". We call her Mom and say "Happy Women's Day"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!

I guess I am the only one that has to give money to woman on this day then.

[natty bumppo 297]

Why not have both? I have both. Marriage is not about giving things up...at least not in this house. She cooks awesome food but sometimes I want a sandwich and she does it a lot better than me. Sandwiches are one of the main food groups.

I would prefer you do not call women "b*tch". I know you think it is OK but it is not OK.

we don't have TV. I'd rather have a sandwich and a BJ. Then an afternoon of shooting.

sandwich .... bj ... and shooting (err ... firearms)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Meanwhile in chat...

me: Happy International Women's Day!

Now -- what you gonna buy me, moneybags?

him: a broom.

me: bah

him: to RIDE on

witch.

me:

him:

me:

him: MWAH!

[The_Dude 1,142]

I had to send money to my babe and we send some money every year on this day to her family to pass out to the ladies in the family. It is a scam.

So if it's a verified scam (your opinion), and you keep falling for it year after year, what does that make you?