The Say Anything Thread -- Take 14

[X Factor 1,112]

Today looks like it will also be a scorcher - unexpected for April

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Nothing is but what is not.

[Nagishkaw 510]

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

[Nagishkaw 510]

May your ch!t come to life and kiss you on the face.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

[Nagishkaw 510]

You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men.

[Nagishkaw 510]

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

[MyLittlePony 340]

Any good yo mama fat jokes?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Any good yo mama fat jokes?

No.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Someone will be along to give you the correct answer.

[X Factor 1,112]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[aaydrian 479]

Too much Laughing = A lot of coughing = Being hoarse = Best ###### 2 hours in a long time.