The Say Anything Thread -- Take 14

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Hockey Hockey Hockey !

Very intense. I especially enjoy the playoffs

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Hockey Hockey Hockey !

I'm hoping hockey starts on time this year! No lockout, please.

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It's another Monday - work week begins ...

[Que Saudade 284]

I'm hoping hockey starts on time this year! No lockout, please.

It is NOT looking good. A lockout seems inevitable at this point

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It is NOT looking good. A lockout seems inevitable at this point

Millionaires looking for better deals.

[Que Saudade 284]

They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor guy, because he's not really good with math. So they will pull the IRS van up to your house, and take all your #######. They will take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your playboy stash, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a frigging fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment, and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... It's not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got screwed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it.... The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically screwed, and then you are free to float around the system.

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They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor guy, because he's not really good with math. So they will pull the IRS van up to your house, and take all your #######. They will take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your playboy stash, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a frigging fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment, and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... It's not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got screwed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it.... The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically screwed, and then you are free to float around the system.

This calls for some serious meditation

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Just remember you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

[Que Saudade 284]

But only good tasting tuna gets to be Starkist

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New test by military to get unmanned aircraft to fly at 4,500 miles per hour.

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[spookyturtle 9,466]

Where is everyone?

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I am here again was i missed?

Yep. Where are you hiding?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

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I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft – Bill Gates