The Say Anything Thread -- Take 14

[Calypso 464]

Browse the threads in Off Topic and your question will be answered.

I can't remember asking a question.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I can't remember asking a question.

Then you will see that your statement is correct. No need to be mean to me. I'm the one who taught you to be mean. I am the master of meanness, you are one of my followers.

[MyLittlePony 340]

I am back was i missed.

[Calypso 464]

Then you will see that your statement is correct. No need to be mean to me. I'm the one who taught you to be mean. I am the master of meanness, you are one of my followers.

I'm the Dominatrix, not you.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I'm the Dominatrix, not you.

Stop teasing me. I can picture you in black leather with a whip.

[Calypso 464]

Stop teasing me. I can picture you in black leather with a whip.

I'm not good at this. Nagi is.

The two post mongrels have fallen into the snare. That's my reason for posting today.

[MyLittlePony 340]

A beautiful wonderful day to post on vj.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I'm not good at this. Nagi is.

The two post mongrels have fallen into the snare. That's my reason for posting today.

It's not much of a challenge, is it?

[MyLittlePony 340]

I will sit here all night and post.

[Calypso 464]

It's not much of a challenge, is it?

It was a chance of redemption, a test of self-restraint. The reckoning didn't even take half an hour.

Btw, I earned a tiny, new heart last week. It took me more than a year to achieve this much.

[MyLittlePony 340]

All morning i will be number one.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

It was a chance of redemption, a test of self-restraint. The reckoning didn't even take half an hour.

Btw, I earned a tiny, new heart last week. It took me more than a year to achieve this much.

Why not take lessons? Soon you too can make hundreds of meaningless posts every day.

[Calypso 464]

How was the tail? Learn any new positions?

(err, I meant planks)

Darnell, thanks for the suggestions but I'm not filling anybody's shoes. When I was still teaching high school in the Philippines, I had a co-worker (a teacher in fourth grade) whose husband suffered from penile fracture. I can remember the gamut of emotions on her face as she narrated how the incident occurred while they were in the height of ecstasy. She missed school for a few days while he was trying to heal. Several months later, she started committing infidelity.

Penile topics tend to go adrift on OT and I don't wanna ride the wagon in making fun of something awfully serious.

Anyway, were you referring to this a fortnight ago? http://www.amazon.com/Coffee-Chicory-Cafe-Monde-Decaffeinated/dp/B0000TU7UE

Why not take lessons? Soon you too can make hundreds of meaningless posts every day.

No, thanks. I don't wanna follow your path.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

No, thanks. I don't wanna follow your path.

I've created a monster.

[MyLittlePony 340]

I sit here in my warm house post all day.