List of things you will never hear a Southerner say

[Ban Hammer 13,482]

Way to cave in and kill this thread. You know how many of us here try and avoid o/t.

i've heard a southerner say that before - stay on topic.

Edited March 7, 2012 by charles!

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I love liberals.

[웃 910]

Honey, can you call the landscaping company...

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I like to read books in my spare time.

[Leatherneck 693]

I want a New York Times subscription.

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Sorry, I'm too busy studying for my exams to watch football.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Yes, I do realize that I make $28,000 per year, yet vote republican because jesus said abortion is wrong

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I would never have sex with my sister.

[Leatherneck 693]

I think I'll vote for Obama, again.

[웃 910]

No officer, there are no firearms inside this vehicle, I am not drunk, and there are not 12 empty cans of Bud rolling around in the backseat..

Edited March 7, 2012 by ☠

[MyLittlePony 340]

They took our jobs.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

General Grant was great.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Honey walk faster, there's a person of a different ethnic background behind us.

(and BOOM goes the dynamite in the northern states!)

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I'm glad Lincoln freed the slaves.

[웃 910]

Hey Bubba, I think Ford should DISCONTINUE their F-series Super Duty trucks...