Stupid Things People Buy

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Skull Soap

Edited March 6, 2012 by kennard

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Toupee - cost $75 to $110 typically

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flimsy excuses

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flimsy excuses

this is not in line with the topic's concept. please post in accordance with the Off Topic Game Thread Rules

In this thread post the stupid or ridiculous things you or others have purchased. You can also post the price you paid.

further posts of the previous nature can lead to a thread ban.

Edited March 8, 2012 by charles!

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Bacon floss $2.65

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Meth. But just this kind.

The blue meth that Mr. White cooks on Breaking Bad is the bomb.

Edited March 9, 2012 by spookyturtle

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Ear Dryer

This thing blows a regulated flow of warm air into the ear canal. Just stick this thing into your ear for 80 seconds and you’re good to go.

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Foot Tanner

If you always feel like people are gawking at your white feet and the unsightly tan lines around your ankles when you wear sandals or pumps, then you need the Solafeet foot tanner.

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Pet rock - $5.00

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Lighted Slippers

to easily move around a darkened house reducing the risk of tripping over objects or running into doors, furniture or anything not easily seen in the dark.

Duh - why not turn the lights on.

Edited March 12, 2012 by kennard

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Actually, I think I might need an ear dryer like the one above. I get too many ear infections...

Or I could get a hair dryer, and use that for drying the ears rather than hair.

But back to the incredibly stupid products I hope I'll never own:

- strawberry corer

- pineapple slices

- holder for cheese-stuffed jalapenos

- potato peeling machine

- bacon anything, the worst offenders being non-food and 'entertainment' items (like bacon lube - an instant and permanent turnoff)

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- bacon anything, the worst offenders being non-food and 'entertainment' items (like bacon lube - an instant and permanent turnoff)

I absolutely agree with the bacon flavored non-food stuff like the lube

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Toilet Mini Golf

Comes complete with a putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, 2 golf balls, and a putter.