Why do you love your significant other?

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Her feminine shape

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The way he says, "go make me a sammich."

The way he always answers the phone with, "What do YOU want?"

The way he brings his cell phone into the bathroom with him so we can keep talking even when he's taking a leak because we can't bear to stop talking.

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The way he brings his cell phone into the bathroom with him so we can keep talking even when he's taking a leak because we can't bear to stop talking.

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She looks great in high heels

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She can cook from scratch

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She is shorter than me

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She has the cutest neck

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She makes me look even more brilliant than I already am.

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She shares her deepest thoughts with me.

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She lets me do all of the cooking, including doing the dishes, shopping and paying for the groceries.

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She is the extra virgin oil on a sandwich.

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On those rare occasions when she does cook, she still lets me do the shopping, pay for the food and do the dishes.

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She follows my lead

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That's frightening.

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That's frightening.

Very ... that's the plan