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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ukraine
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In a move perhaps aimed toward the demise of Social Security the GOP House decided to continue the de-funding of the Social Security program by cutting contributions people make to the plan by 1/3.

Cutting the only source of funding that Social Security relies on will endanger many elderly people, perhaps causing them to have to live in refrigerator boxes or decide between eating and buying medication.

The Democrat controlled Senate immediately approved the the plan to de-fund Social Security despite bi-partisan opposition to taking money from the elderly and disabled and despite expert opinion that we need to INCREASE funding to Social Security in order to avoid a future collapse of the plan.

President Obama was quick to praise the plan and pledged to sign it into law as soon as possible.

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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Doesn't make any sense to me, but what the hell do I know. I'm not a politician.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Filed: Country: Philippines
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That's a joke, right?

Democrats agreeing to a plan that would gore their sacred cow. Nah, say it ain't so.

Edited by Leatherneck

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

Filed: Country: Philippines
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About the time the clowns in DC behaved responsibly and did something about that multi-trillion

elephant in the room.

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

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About the time the clowns in DC behaved responsibly and did something about that multi-trillion

elephant in the room.

The only reason the welfare wagon hasn't rolled off the cliff, yet, is because they keep poking holes in the tires. Sooner, or later, gravity is going to win.

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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The only reason the welfare wagon hasn't rolled off the cliff, yet, is because they keep poking holes in the tires. Sooner, or later, gravity is going to win.

coyote-fall.jpg

The old adage, "liars figure, but figures don't lie."

Reality and economics make for one helluva train wreck.

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

Filed: Other Country: Afghanistan
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As a 30 year old I would accept a full refund of all the social security payments (plus interest) that I have made for the past 12+ years and then invest it myself.

(If you are over 40, I don't think you'd be ahead by this)

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As a 30 year old I would accept a full refund of all the social security payments (plus interest) that I have made for the past 12+ years and then invest it myself.

(If you are over 40, I don't think you'd be ahead by this)

It is an insurance program, not an investment program. You can't go to your auto insurance carrier, and say, "I haven't been in an accident for the last ten years, so refund all my premiums plus interest, and I will self-insure from here on out."

Filed: Country: Philippines
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It is an insurance program, a ponzi scheme, not an investment program. You can't go to your auto insurance carrier, and say, "I haven't been in an accident for the last ten years, so refund all my premiums plus interest, and I will self-insure from here on out."

There, fixed it. Let us call it what it really is, a ponzi scheme.

Thank you Charles Ponzi, the government perfected your model.

We should have followed the Chilean model long ago.

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" - Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945.

"Retreat hell! We just got here!"

CAPT. LLOYD WILLIAMS, USMC

 

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