Things you wish you could say at any of the interviews

[JaJo 1]

To help us deal with all this crazy process, my fiancé and I come up with silly answers we wish we could tell the interviewers.

Here are some of them:

At the consulate: "Of course I'm only doing this for the GC. Why else would I give up my 9 years business, a house I don't pay rent for, wait a least a year to be able to work in the profession I choose and devoted my life to???"

AOS interview: "How soon can we get a divorce? Don't get us wrong, we do love each other, the problem is, all we ever wanted was to live in sin, and so far the government denied us that option..."

How about you? What do you want (ed) to say???

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

a kiwi friend of mine tells me this story that when he was waiting for his interview at the INS offices someone jumped on the counter and screamed "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL."

I have to admit, I kind of wanted to do that too.

[Canuck Carrie 1]

I loved the interview in Montreal question...

Q: Why do you want to move to the USA?

A: Nookie in person instead of on the phone, and McDonald's has a better $1 menu in the States

[Cristy 4]

Why the US?

Because I can actually enter contests and go on game shows.

[JaJo 1]

a kiwi friend of mine tells me this story that when he was waiting for his interview at the INS offices someone jumped on the counter and screamed "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL."

I have to admit, I kind of wanted to do that too.

I'd love if they treated me as an animal, then someone could only ship me as a pet (I bet is waaaaaaaaaay faster that going through K1) - I already had my rabies shots, so I think I'd be ok

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Sad but true, JaJo

[kisschick1976 0]

Q: When was the last time you were intimate?

A: in the elevator up here!

[Fandango 1,439]

'If you want me to prove the validity of our relationship, I can sketch an exact likeness of his ####### straight from memory'

'oh, but I need legal sized paper'

[allynella 0]

'If you want me to prove the validity of our relationship, I can sketch an exact likeness of his ####### straight from memory'

'oh, but I need legal sized paper'

[Mags 112]

Q - What is that attracted you to him?

A - He made me *** 18 times in a row one night.

OR

Q - What is it that attracted you to him?

A - The sex is REALLY good.

And so on....you get the idea.

Edited October 3, 2006 by mags

[Savanphil 3]

You guys are silly

[JaJo 1]

At POE:

If we get caught doing sex on the parking lot and I go to jail, do I get deported???