Rough day @ work

[inyong 0]

Hi fellow Vj's Have anyone encountered at work a rough person should I say a very rude person

just to vent into the exhaust of that haitian lady who was talking of her language

and nowhere of her words to understand and banging all the things that she had on her

hands which made me talk in my filipino language and woe she did not understand either

what I said but hmmm I have to be calmed as talking to small people will never raise you up high LOL .. as the saying goes

But anyway I did all my best for this haitian lady ...

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Your Day Has Not Been Bad As A Jellyfish Bad Day ... read on

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office, it's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.....

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet~suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi! Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my behind started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse!!! Within a few seconds my butt started to REALLY BURN, I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In AGONY I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a JELLYFISH and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my behind was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt!

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically! Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my behind as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but that wasn't the worst of it!! I couldn't poop for two days because my behind was swollen SHUT! So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your behind. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Now whenever you have a BAD DAY, ask yourself.... IS THIS A JELLYFISH BAD DAY????

May you NEVER have a JELLYFISH BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[inyong 0]

Your Day Has Not Been Bad As A Jellyfish Bad Day ... read on

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office, it's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.....

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet~suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi! Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my behind started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse!!! Within a few seconds my butt started to REALLY BURN, I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In AGONY I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a JELLYFISH and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my behind was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt!

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically! Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my behind as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but that wasn't the worst of it!! I couldn't poop for two days because my behind was swollen SHUT! So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your behind. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Now whenever you have a BAD DAY, ask yourself.... IS THIS A JELLYFISH BAD DAY????

May you NEVER have a JELLYFISH BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello 'kennard' ohhh thanks for sharing that bad experience at work hmmm yes i really could relate that situation YES i will always say I LOVE MY WORK I LOVE MT WORK

Thanks again anyhow LOL my husband could not control he was so LOL .. Good Luck in your Visa Journey.

[adiiann 163]

Pretty entertaining! Hahaha.

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Hello 'kennard' ohhh thanks for sharing that bad experience at work hmmm yes i really could relate that situation YES i will always say I LOVE MY WORK I LOVE MT WORK

Thanks again anyhow LOL my husband could not control he was so LOL .. Good Luck in your Visa Journey.

It surely puts things in perspective. When I am having a bad day I think of this too

[Sandra G. 5,047]

IS THIS A JELLYFISH BAD DAY?? hahahahhahahahahahahah i can't stop laughing.