The Blonde and the Cow

[Kathryn41 3,205]

THE BLONDE AND THE COW"

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on fences, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,

so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.

Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man

arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and

when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks,

'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the

right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she

explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on while you work.'

(Blondes 1, Rude Cowman 0 )

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

[Nagishkaw 510]

Oh dear.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

THE BLONDE AND THE COW"

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on fences, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,

so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.

Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man

arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and

when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks,

'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the

right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she

explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on while you work.'

(Blondes 1, Rude Cowman 0 )

Proof positive that the cowman really meant it when he said that he'd love his wife until the cows come home.

[MyLittlePony 340]

blondes have more fun.

[Ashlee and Bjørn 6]

Hahaha, that was great.

[mounir412 101]

LOL

[Saddle Bronc 124]

[luckytxn 2,264]

NM

Edited February 9, 2012 by luckytxn

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

NM

Not New Mexico, Colorado.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Not New Mexico, Colorado.

No but in the last few days I have spent time in them. And Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, Nevada, and now California.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No but in the last few days I have spent time in them. And Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, Nevada, and now California.

Did they close the I-25 at Cheyenne due to high winds again?

[luckytxn 2,264]

Did they close the I-25 at Cheyenne due to high winds again?

No but traveled along I-80 from Cheyenne to Utah and it was chilly but nice and clear and not much wind. (rare) I should have got rid of my Haz Mat on my license. Getting to be a pain.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

No but traveled along I-80 from Cheyenne to Utah and it was chilly but nice and clear and not much wind. (rare) I should have got rid of my Haz Mat on my license. Getting to be a pain.

Been there, done that. Last time I pulled into SLC the snow was flying horizontally.

[TheFantastics09 19]

THE BLONDE AND THE COW"

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on fences, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,

so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.

Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man

arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and

when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks,

'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the

right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she

explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on while you work.'

(Blondes 1, Rude Cowman 0 )