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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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My husband finds this so amusing. The Mirror called her the girl who lost her virginity twice!

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Rugby, England >> Harrisburg, PA.

Summer 2005 -- Met on Pokerstars.com

June 15th, 2006 -- Met in Person

Feb 1st, 2008 -- Filed I-129F

May 2nd, 2008 -- Visa Interview = Approved. (91days)

May 27th, 2008 -- Damian moves to America!

July 23rd - 30th, 2008 -- Damian's Mum Comes to the US for our wedding.

July 25th, 2008 -- Wedding Day!

March 16th, 2009 -- AOS Sent

May 8th, 2009 -- EAD & AP Approved (51days)

July 14th, 2009 -- AOS Approved!! (118days)

July 21st, 2009 -- Green Card Received (125days)

No RFEs the whole process :) All done myself.

December 4th - 30th, 2009 -- Visited England

April 8th - 30th, 2010 -- Damian's Brother visits us here in PA.

January 19th, 2010 -- Damian got his PA license.

December 10th - 19th, 2010 -- Visited England

September 16th - 30th, 2011 -- Damian's Parents came to visit us here in PA.

June 1st, 2011 -- Mailed ROC to Vermont.

February 21st, 2012 -- 10 Year Green Card Received

April 14th, 2012 -- N-400 Sent to Dallas Lockbox

November 26th, 2012 – Damian Became a US Citizen!!!

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If one says no, there's still a chance the other one will say yes. And I wonder if she only did it with one would she still be considered a virgin?

Your Pats got soooo lucky today...that and a few calls that went their way that were questionable.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Your Pats got soooo lucky today...that and a few calls that went their way that were questionable.

The missed field goal was very lucky. Especially after the dropped/broken up td pass in the end zone with 15 seconds to go. That would have ended the game. I thought it was going to be overtime for sure after that play. I can't believe he missed the field goal. Pat vs Giants II on February 5.

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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The missed field goal was very lucky. Especially after the dropped/broken up td pass in the end zone with 15 seconds to go. That would have ended the game. I thought it was going to be overtime for sure after that play. I can't believe he missed the field goal. Pat vs Giants II on February 5.

:ot: Its all about the girl with 2 cooches....not footballs.

Now how would you deal with her on a date, and both of those were calling your name??

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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That's nothing, do you know how many a-holes VJ has?
Cinco is back, and in finest form, si man.

If anything I'm guessing this thread will be moved to the UK regional forum. :whistle:
:rofl:, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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That's nothing, do you know how many a-holes VJ has?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Edited by Glyn and Kathy

10/26/03 Met in Yahoo chat room
06-2004 Glyn flies to Boston for 2 week holiday with me in White Mountains
06/07/2006- HE PROPOSES!!
12/13/2006- Glyn and Simon the best man fly in for wedding.
December 16,2006- Happiest day of my life
12/25/2006- Best and worst Christmas ever. Glyn flies back to England at 6 pm Christmas Night.
02/19/2007- UK spousal visa approved in NY after only 4 days.
March 2,2007- Reunited in England with Glyn.
01/21/2008-mailed I-130 to USCIS in London
01/24/2008-NOA1
04/13/2008-Panic. RFE received
April 17, 2008-Mailed off again.
April 22, 2008-NOA2 received dated April 21, 2008.
April 26, 2008-Packet 3 received
April 28, 2008-Mailed off DS-230
May06,2008-Packet 3 sent
May 08, 2008-Medical scheduled
May 22,2008-Packet 4 received
June 03,2008-Interview APPROVED!!!!!

June 04, 2008-Visa in hand
June 20, 2008-Shippers come for our things.
June 25, 2008-Flying to the USA
November 15, 2010-Sent off VERY late I-751 along with many prayers.
04/09/2011-10 year GC arrives in mail.
09/08/2011-Glyn leaves for UK
01/30/2012-Biometrics for UK spousal & dependent visas sent out w/ application same day
02/24/2012-UK settlement visas issued

04/16/2013-I-130 sent off-----04/19/2013 NOA1

05/15/2013-NOA2

Never received packet 3 although it was mailed to us on May 29th

07/17/2013-Sent off packet 3 after finally getting ALL our documents together

08/19/2013-Medical scheduled (there were earlier appointments but unfortunately, we couldn't get there for them due to hubby's work)

09/24/2013-Interview APPROVED

11/01/2013-POE BOSTON

01/13/2014-10 Year green card received

03/09/2019- Sent I-130 to Chicago lock box for step-son

03/20/2019- NOA 1

08/10/2019-NOA 2

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I posted a link to that vid in the OP on my facebook and it was a big hit. I was popular on there for a day.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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The missed field goal was very lucky. Especially after the dropped/broken up td pass in the end zone with 15 seconds to go. That would have ended the game. I thought it was going to be overtime for sure after that play. I can't believe he missed the field goal. Pat vs Giants II on February 5.

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Can we get back to the topic!!!!!! Both those Va-jay-jays are gonna tell you no if you do not get off the football #######!

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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:ot: Its all about the girl with 2 cooches....not footballs.

Now how would you deal with her on a date, and both of those were calling your name??

:pop:

How would pleasing three um, orifices, be different than pleasing two?

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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How would pleasing three um, orifices, be different than pleasing two?

Because no matter now cool it sounds now, in the end it just means more work for the man. It always turns out like that after a given time. It starts out really new and cool but after awhile it's like putting in your hours on the clock.

It's a no win situation for the guy, and I bet her husband would probably say the same if he could say it off the record without her ever finding out.

If anything she probably becomes double the "you know what" when it's that time...

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Because no matter now cool it sounds now, in the end it just means more work for the man. It always turns out like that after a given time. It starts out really new and cool but after awhile it's like putting in your hours on the clock.

I have not experienced that yet. :unsure:

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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I have not experienced that yet. :unsure:

I haven't either...not with the two ####### thing but I can only guess how much work it would be trying to satisfy two of those suckers instead of just the usual one.

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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