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Crafty hipsters know how to purpose toast into many things. Plantholders. Dresses. Christmas stockings. It's called upcycling. Check out etsy some time! Here's a few amazing toast-themed objets d'art: toastiness!

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Also, at the time we were drinking White Russians and watching BL, our carpet really tied the room together.

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I purpose a toast...into a Cyberpunk lawnmower cozy. First I get a couple bags of bread, toast all the slices, and then kind of mash the toast onto the lawn mower. Wrap with duct tape to secure. Th

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I purpose a toast...into a Cyberpunk lawnmower cozy. First I get a couple bags of bread, toast all the slices, and then kind of mash the toast onto the lawn mower. Wrap with duct tape to secure. Then for the Etsy Cyberpunk look, I get sequins and glue them on randomly.

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I purpose a toast...into a Cyberpunk lawnmower cozy. First I get a couple bags of bread, toast all the slices, and then kind of mash the toast onto the lawn mower. Wrap with duct tape to secure. Then for the Etsy Cyberpunk look, I get sequins and glue them on randomly.

Don't forget to put a bird on it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo

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I purpose a toast...into a Cyberpunk lawnmower cozy. First I get a couple bags of bread, toast all the slices, and then kind of mash the toast onto the lawn mower. Wrap with duct tape to secure. Then for the Etsy Cyberpunk look, I get sequins and glue them on randomly.
How embarrassingly pedestrian. Grow an imagination, hmmmph man!

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Sears, man.
:lol:

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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How embarrassingly pedestrian. Grow an imagination, hmmmph man!

Someday my friend, you're going to want a bread-based lawnmower cozy. And you'll come groveling to my Etsy store. But I'm a lover not a hater, a forgiver, not a grudger. So when that day comes, I won't even charge you for shipping. :thumbs:

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