Al Gore: Cigarette smoking 'significant' contributor to global warming

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GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING 'SIGNIFICANT' CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING

Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ET

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"

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Then, Gore had his staff opened a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, "An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It," $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.

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[kaydee457 13]

Hope his new book touches on the topic of how he; Al Gore; invented the internet

[one...two...tree 2,762]

That's peculiar. In his documentary, he brings up his family's history with growing tobacco and his sister's death from lung cancer, but he never makes the argument that smoking is a major contribution to global warming. But hey, if Drudge reports, it must be legit.

[cmartyn 0]

Smoking? I guess it would be. Not as much as a forrest fire I would assume though. I bet a 747 flight from NY to ND would make up for what I smoke in a lifetime.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Luckily, Al Gore's private jet and limo are solar powered. That should counteract a couple smokers.

[rclouse 0]

Hope his new book touches on the topic of how he; Al Gore; invented the internet

Snopes to the rescue!

Hey! I can post a politically inflammatory image too!

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Hope his new book touches on the topic of how he; Al Gore; invented the internet

Snopes to the rescue!

What he actually said:

During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

Yeah, right, Al.

[I'm Gone 60]

All the hot air coming out of Al Gore is a significant contributor to global warming

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

All the hot air coming out of Al Gore is a significant contributor to global warming

Good point sir.

[Mirorgate 0]

There's a lot of trees in them there books Al...

[Fandango 1,439]

Al Gore is a #######. End of.

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Al Gore is a #######. End of.

Q: What has always been the difference between Al Gore and a bucket of s##t?

A: THE BUCKET!!!

[ieldanth 0]

I hear he may be trying for the presidency again in 08.

Dems, you know what you have to do.

[Lewis 0]

Cowfarts probably do more damage.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Cowfarts probably do more damage.

They smell better than cigarettes too.