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[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Oh I've thought about it! My college buddies used to notice a similar phenomena...no women were interested while they were single, but soon as they found a girlfriend it seemed like they were all over them. Some might speculate that they projected more confidence or something like that...but some of us know that it's really because all women share some sort of evil communications network where they conspire together to mess with us men.

Of course some women here will think the men are stupid. perverted, twisted, sick for using such to their advantage but not think that the women that throw themselves at someone because he has a dog, baby, girlfriend are the stupid ones. Of course not.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Just so you young fathers understand, when your kid is about 17, they no longer attract women to you and YOU do not attract grls to them. Enjoy it now, your son will NOT be bringing YOU along to snag girls.

By that time you will be profoundly happy your wife is hotter than your son's girlfriends.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Of course some women here will think the men are stupid. perverted, twisted, sick for using such to their advantage but not think that the women that throw themselves at someone because he has a dog, baby, girlfriend are the stupid ones. Of course not.

I like this one...; "I got this ####### job to feel better about myself, not because I'm a materialistic vain blood sucker."

[Darnell 8,478]

Nada. Staying home and playing house. The newness wore off sometime last year and now its just memories and dreams that will never come to pass. ...meh

bleh - another answer might have been (I set you up for this one, btw)...

Not so much !! Just waking up the one in the bed with me.. You remember her, right?? I've told you about my WIFE, on occasion, yes?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I like this one...; "I got this ####### job to feel better about myself, not because I'm a materialistic vain blood sucker."

Of course you have to be a materialistic vain bloodsucker in order for artificial boobs to make you feel better about "yourself"

A shame since at least as many men prefer smallish to mediumish breasts which still look great at ...um...more advanced age

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

bleh - another answer might have been (I set you up for this one, btw)...

Not so much !! Just waking up the one in the bed with me.. You remember her, right?? I've told you about my WIFE, on occasion, yes?

You forgot to mention the hot twin sister on the other side of you in the bed and is still sleeping.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

bleh - another answer might have been (I set you up for this one, btw)...

Not so much !! Just waking up the one in the bed with me.. You remember her, right?? I've told you about my WIFE, on occasion, yes?

had you asked me...

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Of course you have to be a materialistic vain bloodsucker in order for artificial boobs to make you feel better about "yourself"

A shame since at least as many men prefer smallish to mediumish breasts which still look great at ...um...more advanced age

Dolly Parton and Cher. Just two that I can think of off the top of my head that look like death warmed over since they got plastic surgery done on them. Micky Rourke is another one. He looks like he got into a car wreck now.

[visaveteran1 33]

Dolly Parton and Cher. Just two that I can think of off the top of my head that look like death warmed over since they got plastic surgery done on them. Micky Rourke is another one. He looks like he got into a car wreck now.

Yeah, it's not nice to fool mother nature. The Russians really do the Botox and surgery scene big time. My wife started using Botox in her 30s. Crazy. I can maybe see it for women in their late 40s through their early 60s. After that nothings going to help except a paper bag.

Edited January 18, 2012 by visaveteran1

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Yeah, it's not nice to fool mother nature. The Russians really do the Botox and surgery scene big time. My wife started using Botox in her 30s. Crazy. I can maybe see it for women in their late 40s through their early 60s. After that nothings going to help except a paper bag.

I like my gals "au natural". And if they get worn looking when they get older...well make sure you have a pre-nupt before hand before you decide to trade her in for a newer model.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

I like my gals "au natural".

you hate brazil waxes?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

you hate brazil waxes?

Not me. But Alla does. She shaves, says waxes hurt too much. I will take her word for it.

Shaving and waxing are not the same as surgical implants because they are removing something that can grow back. Its OK Charles.

It also does more to make them look younger than botox.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

you hate brazil waxes?

Nah... waxed/shaved is the only way to go imo. I mean the plastic surgery, botox...and tats...don't like tats on a chick. But ya, waxed/shaved ftw.

[Darnell 8,478]

You forgot to mention the hot twin sister on the other side of you in the bed and is still sleeping.

Seriously - if that's who ya got at home, that particular situation - you shouldn't have time to post here at VJ whilst yer unemployed.

I'm thinking 'sleeping during the day' would be the most you could do...

But I digress, much.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Seriously - if that's who ya got at home, that particular situation - you shouldn't have time to post here at VJ whilst yer unemployed.

I'm thinking 'sleeping during the day' would be the most you could do...

But I digress, much.

I wish I had a couple of hot twins....or even slept during the day. It's like this. In the past month it's gotten above 0 here three times...one being today, but with the windchill it's way below zero. Seeing how we can only plug one vehicle in (block heater) otherwise two vehicles blows this old school breaker, I have to go out and start her car every 4 - 5 hours to make sure it starts. My truck doesn't get plugged in and it's dead as a dog until I jump it, but nowhere to really go here so no need to jump it until the cold snap breaks. So I get up at 4 - 5am start her car and let it run for about 20-30 min., have my coffee and smoke, check emails, feed her cat, and make her breakfast before she takes off for work.

Then to screw me on any sleep she calls me at her first break (10am) to say hello, calls me on her lunch (12pm) to say hello, and calls me at last break (3pm) to say hello. I finally caught on to why she's doing this although I haven't let her know that I know...or I think I know. Then it's time to start dinner around 4-4:30pm. My biggy of the day is walking to the grocery store and post office. My life sucks atm.