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[Empress of Groovy 373]

Iv'e never heard of a co-ed encounter group before, but it sounds like a good place to pick up chicks. One that worked for me was borrowing my brothers youngest step kid. I'd take her to the ice rink at the mall with me and tell the moms there that she was my kid and my wife died of cancer. That one was money in the bank. Nothing like playing the dead wife single parent card for an easy score.

Wow, that's hot.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

i'm more of a credit union kinda guy. if you're ever single again do not neglect to soon to be paroled portion of our population. while waiting, you can always patrol the divorce support groups.

I thought of that before. I saw in the newspaper where they list all those groups and meetings for support groups, saw that one but never jumped on it like I was going to. Something must have come up, but I always wanted to give that one a shot.

Just not your bank ( stolen wallet).

It's one of the dangers of the game.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Are you making this up? This seems really cliche and I can't believe that there are people that actually do it.

Sounds a bit lame to me but I never was into that stuff, though the first year Sergey was here (before he met Dasha) he was taking our pekinese dog, Djessie, for walks down at the Burlington lakefront and snagging girls like like he was dragging a net behind him. The dog brought them running and the foreign accent (best of all it is a slight accent and he speaks great English so no hindrance at all) sealed the deal.

But he doesn't hold a candle to Pasha who had a harem of no less than 8 hot chicks in Ukraine this last summer. $400 in hispocket from his summer job and being the "boy from America" knocked out all the competition. The girls were all in the 16-17 age range, DANGER Will Robiunson, but they looked like they were about 23! Disgusting!

I never drink so I did not do the bar scene, though I ended up in a few clubs in Odessa AFTER meeting women elsewhere, never used online dating, here or there. Never prowled the trailer parks either, never thought of it until Kip and Slim started talking about it. I was more the one to siply walk up to a good looking cashier or bank teller and ask them out. In Ukraine I would just sit at outdoor cafes and smile and motion to women passing by to "join me", they almost never refused. Hey, free coffee or drink, why turn that down? Sometimes they said "no". I just grabbed Alla's suitcase in the airport and said "follow me" (to the bus) Always worked for me.

I never considered the soon to be released prisoners either...I still would not.

Edited January 16, 2012 by Gary and Alla

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

If I told my life story on here people would freak...literally. If it helped to pick up chicks, chances are Iv'e tried it.

It's money in the bank. Just make sure the kid goes along with the story and it's cute looking.

I am going to guess I would not freak out But then my life story is why I am not President, that and the photos that are out there, that ship can just stay at sea for all I care.

[baron555 934]

he was taking our pekinese dog, Djessie, for walks down at the Burlington lakefront and snagging girls like like he was dragging a net behind him.

Yep as a show dog owner/trainer/handler I can vouch that the little cute ones will bring the gals a runnin'.

I thought that my Frisbee-maniac Belgian Sheepdog would do the same at the park or beach.....all it did was bring the guys a running...."Wow, your dog is cool!" "Uh, yea right guys, thanks...."

Needless to say, we usually stayed to ourselves during our park excursions!!!!

But I can say that when little, cute Leonid and I are alone out in public, and he's all talkative and "Here's my Papa!"....the women, both young and old, always give us the attention.

I don't dare play the game 'lest be hit in the head with the iron skillet!!!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I am going to guess I would not freak out But then my life story is why I am not President, that and the photos that are out there, that ship can just stay at sea for all I care.

It's the color we bring to this forum that makes it better than the other regional forums on here imo.

Yep as a show dog owner/trainer/handler I can vouch that the little cute ones will bring the gals a runnin'.

I thought that my Frisbee-maniac Belgian Sheepdog would do the same at the park or beach.....all it did was bring the guys a running...."Wow, your dog is cool!" "Uh, yea right guys, thanks...."

Needless to say, we usually stayed to ourselves during our park excursions!!!!

But I can say that when little, cute Leonid and I are alone out in public, and he's all talkative and "Here's my Papa!"....the women, both young and old, always give us the attention.

I don't dare play the game 'lest be hit in the head with the iron skillet!!!

I don't know why, but little kids are a total chick magnet. It's almost as good taking them to dinner, dancing, and feeding them booze.

[SMR 368]

I don't know why, but little kids are a total chick magnet. It's almost as good taking them to dinner, dancing, and feeding them booze.

I have noticed that I get a fair bit of attention from women when I'm out with my son, but typically we're talking 35-50. I'm happily married and never been into picking up women for the short term anyways, but I really seem to be attracting the wrong demographic. I'm 25 and don't find cougars attractive anyways.

[LvivLovers 39]

Oh man...our baby is such a chick magnet. He smiles all the time and is cute as can be...even better than a puppy I tell you! No wonder my brothers are always wanting to borrow him.

[visaveteran1 33]

Oh man...our baby is such a chick magnet. He smiles all the time and is cute as can be...even better than a puppy I tell you! No wonder my brothers are always wanting to borrow him.

Kind of ironic if you think about it.

[LvivLovers 39]

Kind of ironic if you think about it.

Oh I've thought about it! My college buddies used to notice a similar phenomena...no women were interested while they were single, but soon as they found a girlfriend it seemed like they were all over them. Some might speculate that they projected more confidence or something like that...but some of us know that it's really because all women share some sort of evil communications network where they conspire together to mess with us men.

[visaveteran1 33]

Oh I've thought about it! My college buddies used to notice a similar phenomena...no women were interested while they were single, but soon as they found a girlfriend it seemed like they were all over them. Some might speculate that they projected more confidence or something like that...but some of us know that it's really because all women share some sort of evil communications network where they conspire together to mess with us men.

You've struck on a profound and dire reality for we mere mortal men. Yes, women are consorting to drive us mad...and it's working!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

One of my all time favorite movies was the original Stepford Wives. That movie was ahead of it's time.

[Darnell 8,478]

Iv'e never heard of a co-ed encounter group before, but it sounds like a good place to pick up chicks. One that worked for me was borrowing my brothers youngest step kid. I'd take her to the ice rink at the mall with me and tell the moms there that she was my kid and my wife died of cancer. That one was money in the bank. Nothing like playing the dead wife single parent card for an easy score.

What are you doing to find beddable women now-a-days?

[1HappyGuy 45]

I was thinking about what VV said and wondered if any of us have had something similar with an ex?

Like, "Found my ex-girlfriend listed in the crime blotter" or

"Found my ex-girlfriend listed in the obituaries"

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

What are you doing to find beddable women now-a-days?

Nada. Staying home and playing house. The newness wore off sometime last year and now its just memories and dreams that will never come to pass. ...meh

I was thinking about what VV said and wondered if any of us have had something similar with an ex?

Like, "Found my ex-girlfriend listed in the crime blotter" or

"Found my ex-girlfriend listed in the obituaries"

Saw my ex wife on facebook. She has two kids now and as far as I know never did get remarried. I was hoping to read about her in the paper...something dramatic like a plane crash or driving off a cliff. No such luck. That and after seeing pics of her house, I have to say so far she's ahead of the game material wise. So much for karma.