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Dan and Judy   614

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Not a single fart escaped her little bottom before we got married, Very next day she starts farting all over the place. Then she says "It wasn't me"

Who taught her to say that? well never mind that. the point is she waited until after we were married, Now shes running all around the

house giggling "It wasn't me"

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Tim/Mav   305

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Haahhahahhahha!

You know your Married when your in the shower, she comes in and takes A ____! Turns the Fan OFF and leaves without ever flushing the Toilet.

LOL

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3/27/2007....We first met on myspace
1/30/10 ......My Honey proposed
8/15/10 ......He visit Philippines(2wks) & met my family
12/17/10 ....USCIS received the Filed I-129F for K1-visa
12/21/10 ....Received hard copy,NOA1
5/25/11.......Received RFE
6/09/11.......NOA2 approved
12/07/11.....Visa fee paid at BPI
6/11/13.......2nd visa fee payment
7/10-11/13.. Medical Exam completed@St.Lukes Clinic
1/15-16/14.. 2nd Medical exam updated
1/21/14...... k1 interview-Visa Approved
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8/29/14...... Submitted AOS application
10/03/14.....Biometrics
01/07/15.....Received my EAD card

01/31/15..... I got my SSN from the mail

04/20/15......AOS Interview - Approved :star:

4/24/15 .......Got the Driving Permit Card

4/30/15 .......Green Card Received :) (Exp.4/20/17)

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Crashed~N2~Me   970

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Not a single fart escaped her little bottom before we got married, Very next day she starts farting all over the place. Then she says "It wasn't me"

Who taught her to say that? well never mind that. the point is she waited until after we were married, Now shes running all around the

house giggling "It wasn't me"

Complaints about food restrictions...TV driven liberated thinking...and now... stink bombs released at will... :wacko:

What kinda circus you running over there? :blink:

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Crashed~N2~Me   970

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Haahhahahhahha!

You know your Married when your in the shower, she comes in and takes A ____! Turns the Fan OFF and leaves without ever flushing the Toilet.

LOL

Married to what? :blink:

You should probably take another look at your quality standards and consider a complete reprioritization. :whistle:

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evoria   19

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OH love. I cant wait till my husband is finally here and I get the opportunity to have him experience some of "my love". The funny thing is you guys can do all these nasty things even before we say I do. We have to hold it in. When the I do's are done. We do the do do. :rofl:

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OH love. I cant wait till my husband is finally here and I get the opportunity to have him experience some of "my love". The funny thing is you guys can do all these nasty things even before we say I do. We have to hold it in. When the I do's are done. We do the do do. :rofl:

So hilarious and soooo true

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Tim/Mav   305

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So hilarious and soooo true

First Prize for an honest reply!

TIM/MAV K1-JOURNEY
3/27/2007....We first met on myspace
1/30/10 ......My Honey proposed
8/15/10 ......He visit Philippines(2wks) & met my family
12/17/10 ....USCIS received the Filed I-129F for K1-visa
12/21/10 ....Received hard copy,NOA1
5/25/11.......Received RFE
6/09/11.......NOA2 approved
12/07/11.....Visa fee paid at BPI
6/11/13.......2nd visa fee payment
7/10-11/13.. Medical Exam completed@St.Lukes Clinic
1/15-16/14.. 2nd Medical exam updated
1/21/14...... k1 interview-Visa Approved
.....................................................................
8/29/14...... Submitted AOS application
10/03/14.....Biometrics
01/07/15.....Received my EAD card

01/31/15..... I got my SSN from the mail

04/20/15......AOS Interview - Approved :star:

4/24/15 .......Got the Driving Permit Card

4/30/15 .......Green Card Received :) (Exp.4/20/17)

http://youtu.be/BVf45EcdFwQ

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Dan and Judy   614

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Married to what? :blink:

You should probably take another look at your quality standards and consider a complete reprioritization. :whistle:

Yeah, The proper place for a wife when you are taking a shower, is in the shower doing the scrubbing, If you have them wear high heel shoes then you dont

have to bend over to far when she is washing your hair.

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lierre   224

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The people who don't fart are dead. :whistle:

But seriously, farting isn't the worst you can expect from a woman. Have you ever seen a woman giving birth? I'm sure it will temporarily make you wish you were blind. :innocent:

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of those differences between us, for it is not difference which immobilizes us, but silence.
And there are so many silences to be broken.”

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Adam & May   4

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... she starts farting all over the place. Then she says "It wasn't me"

some truths are universal.

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02/03/2010 - Date on NOA1

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02/16/2011 - EAD Approved

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02/27/2011 - Green Card Received

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Darnell   8,478

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Dan, you writing a journal? This would be great fodder for it.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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