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Who will Jesus favor on Saturday night?

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My neighbor Jesús says Patriots! Yay!

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Jesus abandoned Tebow the last time against the Patriots

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I think Jesus is more concerned with the 150,000 people that will die on Saturday, give or take 50,000.

He has to go through the list and decide whether he lights them on eternal fire or gives them citizenship in sky paradise. (I think the majority get lit on fire!)

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My neighbor Jesús says Patriots! Yay!

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Jesus wishes he was as popular as Tom. Go Pats!

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Jesus looks just like Tom Brady. Are they twins?

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Jesus abandoned Tebow the last time against the Patriots

Yes but that was merely to make the pain suffered by Tom Brady even greater when the Lord Almighty leadeth Timmy and the Broncos to smite the Mighty Patriots in the playoff game. God can be cruel like that, much as He (The Lord God Almighty) allowed the Steelers to tie their playoff game, only to turn Steeler joy to ashes on the first play from scrimmage in OT!

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