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To add an international variation it might be nice to put Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls on top of a nice big spotted ####### to give it a uniquely American flavor.

What an excellent idea! I wonder how spotted ####### would go alongside a cherry pie?

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So how many of you gals here prefer ####### over anything else?

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So how many of you gals here prefer ####### over anything else?

Only spotted. And not the fake spots, mind you, but the real deal!

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I have a Dyson Animal.

It never loses suction. Not even a tiddly bit.

edit- the wonder that is a well rounded, warm spotted ####### with it's perfect texture and colour is a joy! Even more scrummy with a dollop of cream or cool whip. :P

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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edit- the wonder that is a well rounded, warm spotted ####### with it's perfect texture and colour is a joy! Even more scrummy with a dollop of cream or cool whip. :P

I agree completely! I used to prefer British cream only, but now after a few years back in the States, I find I'm partial to the American stuff now.

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I agree completely! I used to prefer British cream only, but now after a few years back in the States, I find I'm partial to the American stuff now.

Agree! I also have to add that my Dutch husband introduced me to Oliebol, a tasty vittle that literally means ' oil balls'...but don't let the name fool you! They are delectible, especially with a sprinkle of powdered sugar or smattered with cool whip.

We make them all the time, and since sampling years ago- prefer a handful of those to a spotted #######.

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Sometimes you're just in the mood for balls. With Cool Whip.

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Rice balls are also delicious. I loves me some jumeok bap.

Exotic balls! But only on special occasions!

The caption underneath your avatar says "Throbbing member". Rather appropriate

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Exotic balls! But only on special occasions!

I get them every weekend, I like them so much.

Kip (Why_Me) has an intense preoccupation with genitals. It's one of his charms.

One of his many, many charms.

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The caption underneath your avatar says "Throbbing member". Rather appropriate

:rofl:

Iv'e always been a fan of Llywelyn the Great. He would have kicked King Johns ####### one on one any day of the week. :)

Exotic balls! But only on special occasions!

Kip (Why_Me) has an intense preoccupation with genitals. It's one of his charms.

I believe we met before. I'm just trying to recall the lounge. (F)

I get them every weekend, I like them so much.

One of his many, many charms.

If I ever make it down to Cali, you can times that word "many" by five and then some..... :devil:

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