Thank God for Italians

[spookyturtle 9,465]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who

had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have

the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics-Pythagorus"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire-the Caesars."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks

will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who

introduced it to women."

[Darnell 8,478]

whaom. oooooooooooooooooom..

[^_^ 5,021]

Twice wasn't enough.

[The_Dude 1,142]

whaom. oooooooooooooooooom..

English only outside the regionals please.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

whaom. oooooooooooooooooom..

It really is difficult to keep cats off of keyboards, I find.

Edited December 12, 2011 by Honey Crumpet

[Darnell 8,478]

Italien Spooge and Racecars, vroom vroom.