Are there cats in heaven ?

[Captain Oates 911]

If cats run the world, they reassured would take a huge place in heaven. Maybe double since cats tend to have more babies than humans. Imaginery of which whom belong to heaven created by egocentrism of humans themselves. Who wants to be a loser anyway? I am a cat lover so I will take a chance to have free ride to heaven by using freepass of all my cats that I've ever had - If cats run the world-.

Heaven is a consolation prize full of Nude Richgrinches and Shelly Barkmads, for people who didn't have cats on earth

I used to be quiet tolerant of religious people on my doorstep , but considering the evil they do, and the lies they spread, I have decided to become extremely aggressive in future. Same with Republicans.

Its time to get the gloves off - Barry O has proved that being kind to them just brings out their evil

It's us or them

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Heaven is a consolation prize full of Nude Richgrinches and Shelly Barkmads, for people who didn't have cats on earth

I used to be quiet tolerant of religious people on my doorstep , but considering the evil they do, and the lies they spread, I have decided to become extremely aggressive in future. Same with Republicans.

Its time to get the gloves off - Barry O has proved that being kind to them just brings out their evil

It's us or them

Don't quit your day job, you'll never cut it as a comedian.

[Captain Oates 911]

Don't quit your day job, you'll never cut it as a comedian.

I quit my day job 10 years ago and I am doing very well as a self employed private investor and speculator

in Foreign exchange, Options and Stocks

How about you ? eh ?

Instead of taking guttural little jabs at VJ posters, why don't you summon up some thoughts on subjects and then set them out in a coherent fashion so we can see what your core beliefs and thoughts are

I don't know why I said that because the answer is quite apparent to anyone who follows your short, uncomplicated, snide jabs from the sidelines

Get a life or get a set of ideas that we can debate

[dalegg 143]

I wonder what hell for a cat would be like. I imagine shes in a room where one side has a bunch of bird cages with open doors, and the birds inside all have broken wings (cuz they are also in hell), but in order to get to them, the kitty has to swim across a pool of water. Even if she dares to swim, the pool gets longer and longer..because that's kitty hell...and that's what you get for pissing on my passenger seat.

[웃 910]

I wonder what hell for a cat would be like. I imagine shes in a room where one side has a bunch of bird cages with open doors, and the birds inside all have broken wings (cuz they are also in hell), but in order to get to them, the kitty has to swim across a pool of water. Even if she dares to swim, the pool gets longer and longer..because that's kitty hell...and that's what you get for pissing on my passenger seat.

That's not hell, that's just slightly irritating.

Cat Hell means they are burned alive for always and forever.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I quit my day job 10 years ago and I am doing very well as a self employed private investor and speculator

in Foreign exchange, Options and Stocks

How about you ? eh ?

Instead of taking guttural little jabs at VJ posters, why don't you summon up some thoughts on subjects and then set them out in a coherent fashion so we can see what your core beliefs and thoughts are

I don't know why I said that because the answer is quite apparent to anyone who follows your short, uncomplicated, snide jabs from the sidelines

Get a life or get a set of ideas that we can debate

Debate foolishly like you do? I'm here for the entertainment. You're serious.

[dalegg 143]

That's not hell, that's just slightly irritating.

Cat Hell means they are burned alive for always and forever.

That would contradict the Twilight Zone's version of hell and I just can't accept that.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I think cats go to hell. Which is a good thing because so will I and I happen to like cats.

Don't worry, I'll get you in, lizard.

Debate foolishly like you do? I'm here for the entertainment. You're serious.

Animals are sinless, so all animals go to Heaven. That's about as serious as I'm getting on this issue.

[Karee 4,190]

Debate foolishly like you do? I'm here for the entertainment. You're serious.

I don't think he is. He's just bored.

[luckytxn 2,264]

I think cats go to hell. Which is a good thing because so will I and I happen to like cats.

I agree. cats are evil and the people that likes evil should go to hell also.

[Captain Oates 911]

Don't worry, I'll get you in, lizard.

Animals are sinless, so all animals go to Heaven. That's about as serious as I'm getting on this issue.

So Muslims cant get in but cats can ?

The Evangelicals say that anyone who has been offered born again status and has rejected it, cannot get into heaven

Basically, they commit the huge majority of the world's population to hell

If they just offed a neutral (not neutered) status where they didn't get in, but nothing nasty happened to them, then that would be OK - but they don't - they say anyone who doesn't accept jesus will suffer appalling torture for eternity (courtesy of the god of love)

They don't actually say that animals are included, after all, animals have never heard of jesus, even though evangelicals buy them Christmas presents.

So animals are in a neutral status, but not in heaven, whereas every other religion plus non believers are in hell

I am sure the Muslims will object to being in hell with a non believer like me

Who is the most dangerous to a person who just wnats to be left alone, American evangelical christians or muslims ? I have decided that hindus etc are relatively harmless.

Anyone who thinks evangelicals are less dangerous, should ask why the prohibition on non believers to witness in court or stand for public office, is still on the books of some States and they refuse to remove it

I fear evangelicals more than muslims because they have a deadly mission which is not 'laid -back' and they work behind the scenes and without any conscience.

They will go into your files at 2am and mark down your exam results. They will lie and make up evidence against you. They will create State laws to disadvantage and exclude you. Evangelicals mean it, they are not a serene outfit and they are on the march

Non of that is scare mongering as to an imagined future, they actually have done all of those things and they have a terrible agenda

Everyone involved in abortion hospitals is aware of their murderous nature and vindictive and conscienceless nature and intent, but non believers and Mormons and muslims etc are in the sights too

Will you and your cat be allowed into heaven or stay out of hell if you don't look and sound like Richgrinch ?

I think the evangelicals want non-evangelicals to suffer hell right here and now on earth and before you die

That is their unspoken agenda

Edited December 11, 2011 by Ashud Cocoa