If only this California couple had a loaded gun

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I would have called a cop, they get paid to deal with these looney tunes.

Most people might, but a lot of people see a naked person outside and the first thing that comes to mind is that they are in big time trouble and running from someone. It's a reaction.

[웃 910]

Most people might, but a lot of people see a naked person outside and the first thing that comes to mind is that they are in big time trouble and running from someone. It's a reaction.

And yet some people would have armed themselves with the power of prayer which according to some, is the most powerful weapon of all.

[Dakine10 5,452]

You pull up in your driveway and notice a naked guy sitting on your front porch. First thing that comes to mind is this guy is in some serious trouble and needs help.

Maybe I'm cynical, but my first reaction would be ####### is this naked idiot doing on my porch.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Maybe I'm cynical, but my first reaction would be ####### is this naked idiot doing on my porch.

I'm sure that came to mind also. They were probably thinking..."####### why me and why now?"

[slim 1,530]

Maybe I'm cynical, but my first reaction would be ####### is this naked idiot doing on my porch.

Wouldn't that be followed by you asking him, "say bro, is there a reason you're buckid nekkid on my porch?"

Most humans don't automatically pull away and phone the police when they see a naked person on their porch. They ask if they can be of some assistance.

[Dakine10 5,452]

Wouldn't that be followed by you asking him, "say bro, is there a reason you're buckid nekkid on my porch?"

Most humans don't automatically pull away and phone the police when they see a naked person on their porch. They ask if they can be of some assistance.

I don't think most humans will ever come home to see a naked person on their porch to begin with so I can probably only speculate.

In my case, either I'm coming home from work and my wife and 2 young kids are in the house or the kids and/or wife are in the car with me. In either case my family comes first, naked guy comes second.

I guess I'll have to put a sign up now warning naked guys to stay off my porch.

[slim 1,530]

I don't think most humans will ever come home to see a naked person on their porch to begin with so I can probably only speculate.

In my case, either I'm coming home from work and my wife and 2 young kids are in the house or the kids and/or wife are in the car with me. In either case my family comes first, naked guy comes second.

I guess I'll have to put a sign up now warning naked guys to stay off my porch.

But wouldn't you at least roll down the window and ask if he's OK? At least, "Uh... what are you doing on my porch, mister?"

[Dakine10 5,452]

But wouldn't you at least roll down the window and ask if he's OK? At least, "Uh... what are you doing on my porch, mister?"

If it's a 300lb body builder? No. I'd call the cops first. Then ask questions.

[slim 1,530]

If it's a 300lb body builder? No. I'd call the cops first. Then ask questions.

So you only approach people who aren't physically capable of beating your @$$?

One thing that's interesting to note... if you're packing heat, everyone you meet is the same size. As a matter of fact, the bigger the guy, the bigger the target!

[Dakine10 5,452]

So you only approach people who aren't physically capable of beating your @$$?

One thing that's interesting to note... if you're packing heat, everyone you meet is the same size. As a matter of fact, the bigger the guy, the bigger the target!

True on both counts.

[slim 1,530]

True on both counts.

Wow. I can't imagine going through life scared of people. Good luck with that.

[Dakine10 5,452]

Wow. I can't imagine going through life scared of people. Good luck with that.

You'll understand if you have kids. It's not all about me. Play tough guy if you want. I used to do that too. There's always someone tougher. It's one thing to put yourself in that situation.

[slim 1,530]

You'll understand if you have kids. It's not all about me. Play tough guy if you want. I used to do that too. There's always someone tougher. It's one thing to put yourself in that situation.

By "that situation" do you mean "coming home?"

[Dakine10 5,452]

By "that situation" do you mean "coming home?"

I mean taking on a 3oo lb bozo if you don't have to.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I mean taking on a 3oo lb bozo if you don't have to.

Been there, done that, loads of fun.

You'll understand if you have kids. It's not all about me. Play tough guy if you want. I used to do that too. There's always someone tougher. It's one thing to put yourself in that situation.

NEVER play that game, this isn't high school.

Wow. I can't imagine going through life scared of people. Good luck with that.

Big difference between fear and being reasonable. Wanna be Mr. Tough Guy and not end up in the morgue or the pen? Good luck with that.

But wouldn't you at least roll down the window and ask if he's OK? At least, "Uh... what are you doing on my porch, mister?"

And he promptly sucker punches you.

I don't think most humans will ever come home to see a naked person on their porch to begin with so I can probably only speculate.

In my case, either I'm coming home from work and my wife and 2 young kids are in the house or the kids and/or wife are in the car with me. In either case my family comes first, naked guy comes second.

I guess I'll have to put a sign up now warning naked guys to stay off my porch.

Please tell me that doesn't that apply to me?