Jeremy Clarkson: 'execute' public sector workers, says BBC Top Gear host

[Obama 2012 1,714]

public sector workers executed?

Outside of politicians, this is a bit harsh.....

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

With what? That's a lot of rounds and would require spraying them with bullets in order to ensure you hit every single one of them. I'd like to think there's a firearm out there that is right for the job, but I'm just qualified to even guess.

There is, but it is illegal in the UK, he would need to get guns from the US like they do whenever they need guns. That is what you do if you do not have your own...call someone to bring one when you need it.

[Dan & Jenni 457]

There is, but it is illegal in the UK, he would need to get guns from the US like they do whenever they need guns. That is what you do if you do not have your own...call someone to bring one when you need it.

what would the UK do without the good ole USA to save us all the time!!

[The_Dude 1,142]

what would the UK do without the good ole USA to save us all the time!!

I am having a psychic event, I can envision exactly what Gary or one of his cronies will say in response:

They'd be speaking German right about now

[slim 1,530]

Jeremy Clarkson has apologised for his controversial "I'd have them all shot!" comments on BBC1's The One Show about public sector strikers, insisting his remarks were light hearted and taken out of context.

... and also impossible.

With what? That's a lot of rounds and would require spraying them with bullets in order to ensure you hit every single one of them. I'd like to think there's a firearm out there that is right for the job, but I'm just qualified to even guess.

M-2 would work quite well. The .50cal projectile will penetrate a dozen bodies before stopping in unlucky #13.

The even better news is they couldn't run fast enough to get out of range!

what would the UK do without the good ole USA to save us all the time!!

See below...

I am having a psychic event, I can envision exactly what Gary or one of his cronies will say in response:

Cronie of Gary says.... "Speaking German. That's what they'd do without us!"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

There is, but it is illegal in the UK, he would need to get guns from the US like they do whenever they need guns. That is what you do if you do not have your own...call someone to bring one when you need it.

Shooting someone is illegal, right?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

what would the UK do without the good ole USA to save us all the time!!

Good question. What WOULD they have done?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Shooting someone is illegal, right?

I thought it was the government guy in UK that suggested that. Yes?

I am having a psychic event, I can envision exactly what Gary or one of his cronies will say in response:

wrong.

[Ban Hammer 13,505]

Shooting someone is illegal, right?

not if the right people get shot.

[slim 1,530]

wrong.

No, he was right. That was my first thought. I actually chuckled a bit when I read his post. Not because he anticipated the answer (that's easy) but because he thinks it's not factual.

not if the right people get shot.

If your side wins the war, you can claim shooting everyone was justified, and moreover, your duty!

[Dan & Jenni 457]

Good question. What WOULD they have done?

well if Hollywood is correct then i would be speaking German right now

[Captain Oates 911]

I think this is why there is so much outrage in the UK - we are used to Americans talking about killing people all the time, and doing it; but it's seen as too crude and shocking in the UK

Long may it remain so

Its like all this talk of bottoms - or as Basil Fawlty said " Everything's bottoms with you people, isn't it?"

He was married to an American at the time so he was used to all the constant references to the nether part of the alimentary canal and the output thereof - it is a national obsession in the US for reasons I can only speculate on

"Fawlty Towers: Waldorf Salad (#2.3)" (1979)

Mr. Hamilton: (The American) I want a Waldorf Salad.

Basil Fawlty: [Waldorf Salad is not on the menu] I beg your pardon?

Mr. Hamilton: Get me a Waldorf Salad.

Basil Fawlty: Well, I think we just ran out of Waldorfs!

Mr. Hamilton: I'm gonna bust his asss!

Basil Fawlty: Everything's bottoms with you people, isn't it?

Mr. Hamilton: You're the manager, you're responsible. What are you gonna tell your chef?

Basil Fawlty: [Pausing] I'll have a word with him.

Mr. Hamilton: A word? Man, you're gonna tell him, "lay it on the line!", and if he doesn't get his act together, your gonna bust his asss!

Basil Fawlty: [Confused] Bust his...

Mr. Hamilton: asss!

Basil Fawlty: ...Oh that!

Basil Fawlty: [basil has been explaining why he has no ingredients for a Waldorf Salad] . After all, if you've got your health, what else do you need?

Mr. Hamilton: What a bunch of #######!

[Dan & Jenni 457]

I think this is why there is so much outrage in the UK - we are used to Americans talking about killing people all the time, and doing it; but it's seen as too crude and shocking in the UK

Long may it remain so

Its like all this talk of bottoms - or as Basil Fawlty said " Everything's bottoms with you people, isn't it?"

He was married to an American at the time so he was used to all the constant references to the nether part of the alimentary canal and the output thereof - it is a national obsession in the US for reasons I can only speculate on

"Fawlty Towers: Waldorf Salad (#2.3)" (1979)

Mr. Hamilton: (The American) I want a Waldorf Salad.

Basil Fawlty: [Waldorf Salad is not on the menu] I beg your pardon?

Mr. Hamilton: Get me a Waldorf Salad.

Basil Fawlty: Well, I think we just ran out of Waldorfs!

Mr. Hamilton: I'm gonna bust his asss!

Basil Fawlty: Everything's bottoms with you people, isn't it?

Mr. Hamilton: You're the manager, you're responsible. What are you gonna tell your chef?

Basil Fawlty: [Pausing] I'll have a word with him.

Mr. Hamilton: A word? Man, you're gonna tell him, "lay it on the line!", and if he doesn't get his act together, your gonna bust his asss!

Basil Fawlty: [Confused] Bust his...

Mr. Hamilton: asss!

Basil Fawlty: ...Oh that!

Basil Fawlty: [basil has been explaining why he has no ingredients for a Waldorf Salad] . After all, if you've got your health, what else do you need?

Mr. Hamilton: What a bunch of #######!

:thumbs:

Fawlty Towers

[Captain Oates 911]

All anyone needs to know about the difference between the English and American cultures

"I am going to break your bottom"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyHTTMkq5RE

Edited December 2, 2011 by Ashud Cocoa

[Pooky 3,828]

He is a fat fraud and looks stupid in jeans

He was born in Yorkshire but adopted a nancy South of England accent and lives there

What a sell out to the soft Southerners and a disgrace to the finest County in the world

I can remember when top gear was a proper program that advised on the cars that people bought - not screaming round in Ferraris and acting like a maladjusted schoolboy and the overgrown mis-shapen ponce he is

If he got stuck on a railway crossing in his Ferrari and I was the train driver, I sure wouldn't brake for him and his entrails would not be scraped up by public servants - HIS family would be given 300 empty Kentucky fried chicken baskets and chopsticks to do the job

I thought my first draft might be too hard on him, so I have softened it to the above

I bet you've owned a caravan