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Neonred Experienced

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I'm not going to tell you what they were going for on Neiman Marcus...because like you said...you don't want to know. I'l just say this...Iv'e paid less for cars in my time than what a higher priced pair of those Manolo's go for on that site.

You're not making me feel any better :wacko:

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Bad_Daddy Grand Master

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You're not making me feel any better :wacko:

Well you can't say she doesn't have champagne taste. :D

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Well you can't say she doesn't have champagne taste. :D

She has always told me "Do you think it is easy or cheap to look this good?"

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Bad_Daddy   2,209

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She has always told me "Do you think it is easy or cheap to look this good?"

:lol:

I don't know about the easy part, but after looking at those shoes it sure ain't cheap. :hehe:

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"I want to take this opportunity to mention how thankful I am for an Obama re-election. The choice was clear. We cannot live in a country that treats homosexuals and women as second class citizens. Homosexuals deserve all of the rights and benefits of marriage that heterosexuals receive. Women deserve to be treated with respect and their salaries should not depend on their gender, but their quality of work. I am also thankful that the great, progressive state of California once again voted for the correct President. America is moving forward, and the direction is a positive one."

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Gary and Alla Grand Master

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She has always told me "Do you think it is easy or cheap to look this good?"

:lol:

I swear they all went to sparrow school!

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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slim Grand Master

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She has always told me "Do you think it is easy or cheap to look this good?"

Heard that before.

I think my wife's clothing, cosmetics, jewelry, etc. is safely over the value of my guns and ammo.

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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Heard that before.

I think my wife's clothing, cosmetics, jewelry, etc. is safely over the value of my guns and ammo.

It makes sense. Those are her 'weapons' after all! :rofl:

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It makes sense. Those are her 'weapons' after all! :rofl:

For hunting and fishing!

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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So when you two tying the knot?

Won't be for a while. She has a good paying job over there and coming here, who knows how long she could be jobless for. So we're just going to wait it out a little bit more.

Neither of us are in much of a hurry.

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slim Grand Master

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Neither of us are in much of a hurry.

True love!

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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Vika thinks Manolos are overpriced and not that cute. I need to go thank her and compliment her taste again.

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