Congress Magically Turns Pizza Into A Vegetable

[Emmysaur 29]

http://www.kplr11.com/videogallery/66244540/News/Pizza-Is-Now-A-Vegetable

ST. LOUIS, MO (KPLR)—
Nutritionists will tell you that the more vegetables you eat, the healthier you will be. So I used to eat salads for lunch, but not anymore! Now I eat pizza and french fries. By now you've heard the good news. Pizza and french fries are going to become vegetables. Really, congress wants to make it a law and everything. Tentatively titled by most kids, "The most awesome law ever."

Think how easy it will be to get your kids to eat vegetables now. Heck, my kids might become vegetarians.

If you haven't heard this is what happened. Following the first ladies lead to fight childhood obesity. The agriculture department wrote new standards for school lunches to make them healthier. The new standards called for easy things like less salt, fewer potatoes, less starch and more vegetables.

So some schools talked about getting rid of french fries and pizzas, which along with sloppy joes are the staples of most school lunches.

[Tim/Mav 305]

Back in the day when I was in school that pizza served in the cafiteria tasted like leather. The french fries were raw and a sloppy joe was soy bean with tomato sauce. That was considered healthy. YUCK

You got a Brownie for dessert and I always wondered what it really was. The only thing good for you was the milk.

We could learn something from China, Philippines and other Asain Cultures that Rice should be on the Menu. But, Americans always burn the rice. I know... I burn it everytime.

There are so many ways to flavor it with an array of toppings and what child would not like rice pudding.

Rice is not a Staple in the US. It is something we seldom eat or cook. Thats ARE MISTAKE.... When I went to Mc Doos (lol) in the Philippines rice was almost in every meal. I was amazed..